hypothetically speaking

you're doing a stint in prison. how long before you and your cellmate start dating?

"hello, my name is plum"

*drops trousers*

you had me at inmate # 564-7

  LOL Alzado said:

"hello, my name is plum"

 

*drops trousers*

lol

what are you in for?

  LUDD said:

what are you in for?

to find myself a real man.

edit: must have own shank. spider web and tear drop tats are an added bonus.

you had me at cavity search

what am i in for?

Once I got over the fact that my asshole was being raped eveyr night, Im sure it would be pleasent. It's sweet love right? plus I could be that scrawny white kid who gets revenge on big ol tyrese with a sharpened toothbrush to the spleen.

  keltoi said:

what am i in for?

one hell of a reaming

co-ed prison dorms plaz

  Plum said:

you're doing a stint in prison. how long before you and your cellmate start dating?

The cellmate will have to wait his turn until I'm finished with the stint.

  OneToThirtySix said:

WATMM's Pariah

  IRARI said:

co-ed prison dorms plaz

poofta

  mrcopyandpaste said:

you had me at cavity search

why on earth would you bring rare autechre vinyl to jail with you?

it would surely get scratched or broken.

I think it's when men start to look pretty. Really pretty.

hey son, your grandad gave me this gescom minidisc in jail.

it doesn't work any more, but at least let me explain why.

it isn't broken, its suppose to sound like that.

(may put poo on lens)

T&Cs apply

  Plum said:

it isn't broken, its suppose to sound like that.