Oreo cookies

Do they turn your poop completely pitch-black too, or is it just me?

if i eat too many beets (i love beets ><) my poop turns purple, but i have never eaten so many oreos that my shit is black. sry...

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oreos are crack/rapists

lol, I opened this thread just to post the shit thing! must be hella food coloring in them.

Now I want Oreos.

I like the deep fried ones at the fair

  my usernames always really suck said:

Do they turn your poop completely pitch-black too, or is it just me?

Pitch-Black Poop® by Crayola™.

am i the only one that thinks beets are better the oreos? D:

Once, i had a white poop

:confused:

t'was my poqst of the dqay

:angry:

man i love oreos

mmm

beetroot feels and tastes like raw internal organs.

Black poop could be oreos but it could also be internal bleeding, you might want to consider that.

  messiaen said:

beetroot feels and tastes like raw internal organs.

have you ever handled or eaten raw internal organs, cuz lemme tell you, i have and they are nothing like that..

purple poop sounds like fun

my wee smells sugar puffs after eating them

the peanut butter and oreo cookies are fucking outrageously good.

At a party I once said "I like my women like I like my Oreos, dark and double-stuffed". Didn't get as many lols as planned.

  Babar said:

Once, i had a white poop

:confused:

t'was my poqst of the dqay

:angry:

I've had a lot of weird poop but never white. What did you eat?

  277: 930-933 said:

Black poop could be oreos but it could also be internal bleeding, you might want to consider that.

*considers*

I think a white shit can be a sign of serious liver problems!

i poop

  Iain C said:

I think a white shit can be a sign of serious liver problems!

Serious liver problems on ever produce diarrohea, so it would never actually come out as shit, and serious liver problems cause the shit to turn yellow not white, your very close though, white shit is the kidneys and or a bowel infection.

*basks in the glow of this new knowlege*

  Iain C said:

*basks in the glow of this new knowlege*

You'll get a tan, its better than walking around shit white all day.

zing