Corpsefucker

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On many nights over 16 years, Kenneth Douglas engaged in his own personal macabre workplace party.

 

He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women.

 

At least three of those women were dead, Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters said Thursday.

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2009022...70346/1055/NEWS

If your job involved spending time alone with pretty young corpses, would you be tempted?

Would you look for longer than you had to? Would you touch them a great deal?

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But if Douglas is to be believed, he could have had sex with as many as "over a hundred" bodies in the 16 years he worked as night attendant at the Hamilton County morgue.

Would you be even a little tempted?

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Douglas, 55, of Westwood, already is serving a prison sentence after he pleaded guilty last year to abuse of a corpse. He admitted he had sex with the nearly beheaded body of 19-year-old murder victim Karen Range in 1982.

Would the lack of a face/head make it easier to justify the act?

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"Frankly, it's frightening. His numbers when he's (talked to authorities) go from one to three or four to 'a lot' to maybe over a hundred," Deters said, quoting Douglas. "I think it's fair to speculate that he's been doing this all the time, when he's able and had the opportunity."

Do you think that somebody starts out at this level of perversion? Or is it a slippery slope that starts with lingering fingers?

Don't you shit out your bowels after you die? I'd imagine the smell would be a big put-off

Well for most people

Playing Tetris on your phone does get boring after a while...

someone post those pictures of the guy molesting the corpse and putting the eyeball in the vagina

  Capsaicin said:

Don't you shit out your bowels after you die? I'd imagine the smell would be a big put-off

 

Well for most people

them being dead would probably be the biggest hurdle, i think.

where's xxx?

Yeah, I thought he might have something to say on this topic.

Maybe he was living out his own version of the movied "Kissed".

Just imagine that the only way to access the afterlife is by having some creepy fuck ram you with his weird dick.

my dad recently told me about a friend of the family that was staying with my grandmother back in the early 80s. apparently, this dude used to work in a morgue in costa rica and he was found passed out on top of a female corpse... naked! he was drunk when he did this... he escaped the costa rican legal system or whatever by coming to america and seeking accomidations at my late grandmas house. he became a taylor and joined roberto duran's entourage. when roberto duran lost his fight to marvelous marvin hagler, he was arrested in vegas for some drunkin' outburst, and later sent back to costa rica since he was an illegal... never to be seen again!

what a character

necromantik

I read most of the first post, but all I could think of was:

Nearly Headless Karen.

  Capsaicin said:

Don't you shit out your bowels after you die? I'd imagine the smell would be a big put-off

 

Well for most people

You shit yourself quite soon after death, and these corpses would have been in the morgue long after that and the cleanup which would surely follow. A bit of fabreze here and there and they're good to go, I expect. It's not like when you see dead relatives in the coffins during funerals they're stinking of shit.

  Capsaicin said:

Don't you shit out your bowels after you die? I'd imagine the smell would be a big put-off

 

Well for most people

It's like the biggest "fuck you" + pwn there is.

"Thursday, Douglas was indicted on two more counts of abuse of a corpse after DNA evidence, Deters said, showed Douglas' semen was in the bodies of two women who were killed in 1991 and stored at the morgue awaiting autopsies:"

I wonder if this dude ever considered that if a rape/murder victim came passing by his way that his dna inside the girl might link him to the murder once they were sent out for autopsy. Note to self...if i start raping and murdering people i'll get a job at a morgue and when they try to nab me i'll just admit to fuckin corpses.

Considering the guy's fuckin dead people, he probably got pretty kinky...tryin shit he wouldn't try with ppl who could judge him later....Who am I kidding? I just wanna see a vid of this guy giving a dirty sanches to some girl who's head is hanging onto her neck by a couple stringy veins. lol

gross

dude wtf, this is a fucking weird way to post an article.

the idea probably sounds a lot more plausible than the reality of trying to get aroused enough to stick your thing in a stiff, cold slab of meat than smells of chemicals and rot.

  xxx said:

The fact that he was able to do that, in a weird way, puts him in the same category as Lance Armstrong i.e. "You beat nut cancer and won the Tour De France 7 times? Jesus Christ!" next to "You've been poppin' every orifice of rapidly decomposing bodies for the past 18 years? Jesus Christ!"

maybe the answer is the same: performance enhancing drugs.

  beneboi said:

someone post those pictures of the guy molesting the corpse and putting the eyeball in the vagina

is it the same guy?

i guess this is the dude

  Bubba69 said:

dude wtf, this is a fucking weird way to post an article.

No it's not.

No, this is a weird way to post an article:

Article

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On many nights over 16 years, Kenneth Douglas

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had sex with

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Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters

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  Iain C said:

Yeah, I thought he might have something to say on this topic.

I've arrived. Let's light a spliff and consider the finer points of necrophilia. It may take a bit.

  thanks robert moses said:

Maybe he was living out his own version of the movied "Kissed".

 

Just imagine that the only way to access the afterlife is by having some creepy fuck ram you with his weird dick.

 

I live out my own version every third Saturday when I hire a prostitute to dust herself with baby powder, smear her arms and legs with light purple makeup to emulate livor, and be still as I inspect and then fuck her body

 

Well, you think about these things; imo it's impossible not to see genitals in death and not think about your own or your lover's in relation. My guess is that this guy did a lot of freaky things that may never come to light. The reason why I think that is because all bodies immediately get chilled down to around 7C (45F) in the fridge. I can't describe to you the feeling of manipulating a naked body at that temperature-->the flesh feels thicker, the fat under the skin feels gloopy, it's exceedingly unpleasant :sick: Let's say you select the body of a hot chick who died of internal injuries, is "fresh" and thus has no weeping, stinking business to contend with. You still can't get away with it because whatever you had to eat that is still in your stomach or the shit in your bowel* is rotting at a very rapid rate. A very putrid and potent mixture of puke/shit wafts out of the mouth with any manipulation. My supervisor also confirmed the existence of "post-mortem farts" with body manipulation so...you can't really get a corpse to not be "corpsey"

 

*the bowel and bladder do evacuate at death but it's not a clean break. Plenty of urine is left behind because I stab syringes into pubic areas to draw up a urine sample for toxicology. Yellow/brown sludge will often remain in the lower bowel towards the rectum.

 

Anyway, if this is how their arms and torso feel, what must the vagine be like? Just like you drink coffee for the caffeine, you fuck a pussy (or a butt, really) for the rugae but just like the addition of cream and sugar, warmth and moisture make the ride out of this world. I thought, "is this guy going to replicate a live honeypot or is he into the creepy clamminess of it?" This takes your mind to how it could be done. I imagined warming a small portion of plain yogurt in the microwave--the yogurt approximates the slit snot and the warmth, albeit temporarily, may give you your 45 seconds of heaven.

 

I don't know--the short version is that this guy could suspend involuntary gut reactions toward the unpleasant parts of death enough to be able to sport tuss and defile corpses. The fact that he was able to do that, in a weird way, puts him in the same category as Lance Armstrong i.e. "You beat nut cancer and won the Tour De France 7 times? Jesus Christ!" next to "You've been poppin' every orifice of rapidly decomposing bodies for the past 18 years? Jesus Christ!"

 

 

Well that was educational

Indeed, brilliant post and very informative, thanks!