kids-in-mind.com

it's meant to be a resource for parents to determine which movies are suitable for their kids to see

but i've been using it to find the sexiest, violentest, cussin'-est movies... i abuse kids-in-mind.com

The faggots at ESRB took precautions on their website to only filter out by highest-rating. So I can't search for games that AREN'T rated E, T, or M, only search for games not rated AO, M, etc.

A prostitute pulls down her top to reveal her bare breasts to a man passing on the street (we see her breasts); he does not accept the invitation.

Pineapple express

Profanity: 161 F-words, 44 scatological references, 33 anatomical references, 3 obscene hand gestures and 1 sexual gesture, 6 mild obscenities, 2 derogatory references to Asians, name-calling (idiot, hooker, lesbian, immature, metrosexual, pimp, gay-woo, dumb, stupid, crazy, high), 6 religious profanities, 5 religious exclamations. [profanity glossary]

I want a job counting the naughty bits.

you abuse with kid's in mind, sounds twisted...

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SEX/NUDITY 1 - A boy kisses a girl (it looks like it's on the mouth) and a man kisses a woman in a movie playing on TV. A boy reaches out to touch a woman's buttocks (she is bent over a dishwasher and wearing a bathrobe). A boy and E.T. are seen sharing a bath.

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DISCUSSION TOPICS - Extraterrestrials, divorce, keeping secrets (especially from parents), government agents, scientists, biology lab.

lol

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Firday the 13th

 

SEX/NUDITY 9 - A woman climbs on top of a man lying in bed, she removes her top (her bare breasts are seen), the man caresses her, they kiss, and she is seen thrusting on him later and her bare breasts, buttocks, abdomen and back are shown; she videotapes their encounter, they moan and climax.

Here's what a 10 looks like.

SEX/NUDITY 10 - There is a suggestion that a brother and his twin sister have an incestuous relationship although nothing is actually shown (a young man asks a young woman if her brother has ever been "inside her" and she says "he's always inside me"). A young man tells his sister and another young man to have sex while he watches: the young woman removes her top and skirt (we see her bare breasts and panties), the young man runs away, is chased and caught, and the brother holds him around the throat while the young woman approaches him (she's completely nude and we can see her bare breasts and pubic region), she unfastens his pants, and pulls down his underwear revealing his genitals (a photograph of the young woman in a bikini is in his underwear); the young man appears to lose consciousness momentarily, then he climbs on top of the young woman who is now on the floor, asks for help in terms of penetration and proceeds to thrust rhythmically while they both moan -- the brother is now making eggs in the same room -- and climax. A young man and a young woman have sex: they are both fully nude, she is on top of him thrusting, and we see her bare breasts and pubic region and we see his bare chest and legs). A young man unbuttons his pants and masturbates (we see and hear rhythmic movements and hear him moaning) in front of a photo of Greta Garbo while his sister touches his buttocks with a feather duster and another young man watches (after the young man ejaculates, his sister wipes the semen off the photograph with her hand). A young man lies across a bed, a young woman stands over him on the floor with her legs over his head (he apparently is performing oral sex on her). A young woman lies fully nude on a bed (we see her labia and bare breasts), a young man sucks on her toe, and he moves up her body resting his head on her pubic region. A young man and a young woman kiss passionately in a movie theater, a young man and a young woman kiss as they walk along a sidewalk, then lean against a wall and kiss again. A young woman kisses two young men goodnight. Two young men and a young woman (one of the men is her brother) sleep together, initially they are clothed and later we see them entwined and nude (we see bare breasts and genitals and the mother and father of the brother and sister find them sleeping). Two young men lie in a bathtub covered with bubbles (we see bare chests) then a nude young woman (the sister of one) joins them and one young man blows smoke into the mouth of the other young man; when they get out of the tub we see one young man's genitals and the young woman's bare breasts. Two young men in bathrobes lie in a bed together, one grabs the other around the neck then begins to climb on top of him (it is unclear whether there is any sexual intent), and they are interrupted when a young woman walks into the room. A young woman licks a young man's eyes to remove the sleep and says she does this to her brother every morning. A young woman is bloody after having had sex with a young man: her brother touches her between her legs, then the lover touches her, and they both have blood on their hands, the lover touches her face and they kiss and they both have blood on their faces. A young man and a young woman (brother and sister) sleep in bed together; the young man is nude (we see his bare buttocks, back and legs, and the young woman wears panties and her arm covers her bare breasts). A young man wears a jacket to go outside and when he bends over we see his bare buttocks and genitals. We see a young man's genitals when a young woman threatens to shave his pubic hair. A young man lying in bed partially covered by a sheet (we see his bare chest) watches a young woman reciting lines from a movie (he peers under the sheet a couple of times, implying that he may be aroused). A young woman wearing panties and a tank top asks a young man if she can touch his lips; she touches his lips and asks if she can put lipstick on him, and he says no. A young man changes his clothes with another young man in the room (we see his bare buttocks and his genitals). A young man stands nude in a tub with his sister and another young man in the bathroom (we see his bare back, buttocks and his genitals from the side). We see a young man in his underwear (boxers) in several scenes. A young man urinates in a sink in several scenes: we see him open his pants, and nothing is exposed (we see him from the back). A painting contains a bare-breasted woman standing over wounded soldiers in a battle scene.

EDIT:

Rob Zombie's "Halloween" is the only one to hit all 10s!

  jefferoo said:

Here's what a 10 looks like.

 

SEX/NUDITY 10 - There is a suggestion that a brother and his twin sister have an incestuous relationship although nothing is actually shown (a young man asks a young woman if her brother has ever been "inside her" and she says "he's always inside me"). A young man tells his sister and another young man to have sex while he watches: the young woman removes her top and skirt (we see her bare breasts and panties), the young man runs away, is chased and caught, and the brother holds him around the throat while the young woman approaches him (she's completely nude and we can see her bare breasts and pubic region), she unfastens his pants, and pulls down his underwear revealing his genitals (a photograph of the young woman in a bikini is in his underwear); the young man appears to lose consciousness momentarily, then he climbs on top of the young woman who is now on the floor, asks for help in terms of penetration and proceeds to thrust rhythmically while they both moan -- the brother is now making eggs in the same room -- and climax. A young man and a young woman have sex: they are both fully nude, she is on top of him thrusting, and we see her bare breasts and pubic region and we see his bare chest and legs). A young man unbuttons his pants and masturbates (we see and hear rhythmic movements and hear him moaning) in front of a photo of Greta Garbo while his sister touches his buttocks with a feather duster and another young man watches (after the young man ejaculates, his sister wipes the semen off the photograph with her hand). A young man lies across a bed, a young woman stands over him on the floor with her legs over his head (he apparently is performing oral sex on her). A young woman lies fully nude on a bed (we see her labia and bare breasts), a young man sucks on her toe, and he moves up her body resting his head on her pubic region. A young man and a young woman kiss passionately in a movie theater, a young man and a young woman kiss as they walk along a sidewalk, then lean against a wall and kiss again. A young woman kisses two young men goodnight. Two young men and a young woman (one of the men is her brother) sleep together, initially they are clothed and later we see them entwined and nude (we see bare breasts and genitals and the mother and father of the brother and sister find them sleeping). Two young men lie in a bathtub covered with bubbles (we see bare chests) then a nude young woman (the sister of one) joins them and one young man blows smoke into the mouth of the other young man; when they get out of the tub we see one young man's genitals and the young woman's bare breasts. Two young men in bathrobes lie in a bed together, one grabs the other around the neck then begins to climb on top of him (it is unclear whether there is any sexual intent), and they are interrupted when a young woman walks into the room. A young woman licks a young man's eyes to remove the sleep and says she does this to her brother every morning. A young woman is bloody after having had sex with a young man: her brother touches her between her legs, then the lover touches her, and they both have blood on their hands, the lover touches her face and they kiss and they both have blood on their faces. A young man and a young woman (brother and sister) sleep in bed together; the young man is nude (we see his bare buttocks, back and legs, and the young woman wears panties and her arm covers her bare breasts). A young man wears a jacket to go outside and when he bends over we see his bare buttocks and genitals. We see a young man's genitals when a young woman threatens to shave his pubic hair. A young man lying in bed partially covered by a sheet (we see his bare chest) watches a young woman reciting lines from a movie (he peers under the sheet a couple of times, implying that he may be aroused). A young woman wearing panties and a tank top asks a young man if she can touch his lips; she touches his lips and asks if she can put lipstick on him, and he says no. A young man changes his clothes with another young man in the room (we see his bare buttocks and his genitals). A young man stands nude in a tub with his sister and another young man in the bathroom (we see his bare back, buttocks and his genitals from the side). We see a young man in his underwear (boxers) in several scenes. A young man urinates in a sink in several scenes: we see him open his pants, and nothing is exposed (we see him from the back). A painting contains a bare-breasted woman standing over wounded soldiers in a battle scene.

 

EDIT:

Rob Zombie's "Halloween" is the only one to hit all 10s!

this shit scares me. for real.

We see turtles mating on a TV screen.

  jefferoo said:

Here's what a 10 looks like.

 

SEX/NUDITY 10 - There is a suggestion that a brother and his twin sister have an incestuous relationship although nothing is actually shown (a young man asks a young woman if her brother has ever been "inside her" and she says "he's always inside me"). A young man tells his sister and another young man to have sex while he watches: the young woman removes her top and skirt (we see her bare breasts and panties), the young man runs away, is chased and caught, and the brother holds him around the throat while the young woman approaches him (she's completely nude and we can see her bare breasts and pubic region), she unfastens his pants, and pulls down his underwear revealing his genitals (a photograph of the young woman in a bikini is in his underwear); the young man appears to lose consciousness momentarily, then he climbs on top of the young woman who is now on the floor, asks for help in terms of penetration and proceeds to thrust rhythmically while they both moan -- the brother is now making eggs in the same room -- and climax. A young man and a young woman have sex: they are both fully nude, she is on top of him thrusting, and we see her bare breasts and pubic region and we see his bare chest and legs). A young man unbuttons his pants and masturbates (we see and hear rhythmic movements and hear him moaning) in front of a photo of Greta Garbo while his sister touches his buttocks with a feather duster and another young man watches (after the young man ejaculates, his sister wipes the semen off the photograph with her hand). A young man lies across a bed, a young woman stands over him on the floor with her legs over his head (he apparently is performing oral sex on her). A young woman lies fully nude on a bed (we see her labia and bare breasts), a young man sucks on her toe, and he moves up her body resting his head on her pubic region. A young man and a young woman kiss passionately in a movie theater, a young man and a young woman kiss as they walk along a sidewalk, then lean against a wall and kiss again. A young woman kisses two young men goodnight. Two young men and a young woman (one of the men is her brother) sleep together, initially they are clothed and later we see them entwined and nude (we see bare breasts and genitals and the mother and father of the brother and sister find them sleeping). Two young men lie in a bathtub covered with bubbles (we see bare chests) then a nude young woman (the sister of one) joins them and one young man blows smoke into the mouth of the other young man; when they get out of the tub we see one young man's genitals and the young woman's bare breasts. Two young men in bathrobes lie in a bed together, one grabs the other around the neck then begins to climb on top of him (it is unclear whether there is any sexual intent), and they are interrupted when a young woman walks into the room. A young woman licks a young man's eyes to remove the sleep and says she does this to her brother every morning. A young woman is bloody after having had sex with a young man: her brother touches her between her legs, then the lover touches her, and they both have blood on their hands, the lover touches her face and they kiss and they both have blood on their faces. A young man and a young woman (brother and sister) sleep in bed together; the young man is nude (we see his bare buttocks, back and legs, and the young woman wears panties and her arm covers her bare breasts). A young man wears a jacket to go outside and when he bends over we see his bare buttocks and genitals. We see a young man's genitals when a young woman threatens to shave his pubic hair. A young man lying in bed partially covered by a sheet (we see his bare chest) watches a young woman reciting lines from a movie (he peers under the sheet a couple of times, implying that he may be aroused). A young woman wearing panties and a tank top asks a young man if she can touch his lips; she touches his lips and asks if she can put lipstick on him, and he says no. A young man changes his clothes with another young man in the room (we see his bare buttocks and his genitals). A young man stands nude in a tub with his sister and another young man in the bathroom (we see his bare back, buttocks and his genitals from the side). We see a young man in his underwear (boxers) in several scenes. A young man urinates in a sink in several scenes: we see him open his pants, and nothing is exposed (we see him from the back). A painting contains a bare-breasted woman standing over wounded soldiers in a battle scene.

lol that's 'the dreamers' by bertolucci

I think this is the same site I used to go to when I was 11 to get all the salacious details from movies under AOL parental restriction filters.

  Super lurker ultra V12 said:

lol that's 'the dreamers' by bertolucci

i KNEW there was a reason alot of that sounded familiar, and didnt seem likely to be a Rob Zombie movie. I almost downloaded Halloween last night. lol

yeah Eva Green is smokin' hot in that movie.

indeed.

  assegai said:

yeah Eva Green is smokin' hot in that movie.

nsfw

*thumbs up*

searched for pink flamingos but got nothing, damn.