FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 So a guy tried killing himself today by jumping over the Horseshoe Falls in Niagara Falls, Ontario. The Horsehoe is the largest of the three waterfalls, but is the only one that has no rocks at the bottom of it. He was described as a "chubby man wearing a sweat suite ". The force of the waterfall ripped off all of his clothing, and they used a helicopter to create a current that would push him to shore. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43529-man-survives-horseshoe-falls/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Has anyone survived but been horribly maimed? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43529-man-survives-horseshoe-falls/#findComment-977149 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted March 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Only 3 people have survived, both coming out relatively intact I think. The one guy who supposedly survived is believed to have faked the ordeal. He somehow managed to pull himself to shore, even though the current at the bottom is insane. And it didn't rip off his clothing. Only way I think you can survive is if the force propels you over and away, as if you get stuck underneath, you are fucked. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43529-man-survives-horseshoe-falls/#findComment-977150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 thanks robert moses said: Only 3 people have survived, both coming out relatively intact I think. The one guy who supposedly survived is believed to have faked the ordeal. He somehow managed to pull himself to shore, even though the current at the bottom is insane. And it didn't rip off his clothing. Only way I think you can survive is if the force propels you over and away, as if you get stuck underneath, you are fucked. Yeah, I heard what usually kills people is the pressure of the water once they're under the falls. They never make it up for a breath. The first person to survive the falls was a woman in a barrel padded with pillows. Crazy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43529-man-survives-horseshoe-falls/#findComment-977176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 They broke out in laughter again, His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in, And he stood by and waited to be called. The talk was of times that had gone by And the quantity and quality of women they lie. His eyes welled with wet and his mouth had gone dry. As he stood by and waited to be called. He stood by and waited to be called. He stood by and waited like the others before For his turn to go over the falls. He got up and tried it again. For lack of persistence is surely a sin. As he stood by and waited to be called, He looked to the lightning with glee And admired his vessel for its symmetry, Feeling twelve units shy of a bachelors degree. As he stood by and waited to be called. He stood by and waited to be called. He stood by and waited like the others before For his turn to go over the falls. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43529-man-survives-horseshoe-falls/#findComment-977177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sodar Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I first read that as "a chubby man wearing a wet suite" and I was like..... Why bother with the wet suite? Then I reread it and was like.... ohhhh. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43529-man-survives-horseshoe-falls/#findComment-977180 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted March 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 takeshi said: thanks robert moses said: Only 3 people have survived, both coming out relatively intact I think. The one guy who supposedly survived is believed to have faked the ordeal. He somehow managed to pull himself to shore, even though the current at the bottom is insane. And it didn't rip off his clothing. Only way I think you can survive is if the force propels you over and away, as if you get stuck underneath, you are fucked. Yeah, I heard what usually kills people is the pressure of the water once they're under the falls. They never make it up for a breath. The first person to survive the falls was a woman in a barrel padded with pillows. Crazy. yeah. beneath the Horseshoe falls is a sort of trench that is as deep as the Niagara Gorge is high, or something similar. People who jump over generally get trapped under that and just drown/get pummeled to death. That same lady is buried in a cemetery a few blocks from my house, btw. essines said: They broke out in laughter again, His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in, And he stood by and waited to be called. The talk was of times that had gone by And the quantity and quality of women they lie. His eyes welled with wet and his mouth had gone dry. As he stood by and waited to be called. He stood by and waited to be called. He stood by and waited like the others before For his turn to go over the falls. He got up and tried it again. For lack of persistence is surely a sin. As he stood by and waited to be called, He looked to the lightning with glee And admired his vessel for its symmetry, Feeling twelve units shy of a bachelors degree. As he stood by and waited to be called. He stood by and waited to be called. He stood by and waited like the others before For his turn to go over the falls. great song. primus ftw. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43529-man-survives-horseshoe-falls/#findComment-977182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I was going to post this here, thinking maybe you'd be interested. You beat me to it.. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43529-man-survives-horseshoe-falls/#findComment-977183 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 primus gets me hot like no other. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43529-man-survives-horseshoe-falls/#findComment-977184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sodar Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 When I first read that poem I was like.... That sounds like a Primus song... Then I was like, oh.... that is a Primus Song! Now I am excited.... Going to see Les Claypool and Secret Chiefs 3 this Friday :) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43529-man-survives-horseshoe-falls/#findComment-977186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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