Guest Drahken Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Every time I see a group of youths from Alaksa at least half of them look emo or like they probably drink faygo on the weekends. On the today show this morning they had a school choir from Alaska, and the emo ratio was off the charts. Is there some kind of requirement to get paid for living in Alaska that involves mascara, black hair and woman's jeans? Can we start shipping the emo kids from around here your direction? Please respond, this is urgent! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 emo is the latest fashion. aren't kids everywhere fashionable? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 it's cause they haven' tseen the sun in like 3 months. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 yes and everyone in norway is in a black metal band Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 that's cause everyone from norway is a fag. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Drahken said: Is there some kind of requirement to get paid for living in Alaska that involves mascara, black hair and woman's jeans? I think you mean eyeliner rather than mascara. Mascara's just for twinks. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glasse Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Drahken said: ...or like they probably drink faygo on the weekends. do they also listen to a lot of insane clown posse on the weekends? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Im on a professional fact finding mission here, and I suspect Salvatorin would be an authority on the subject. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 the last I looked, the final evolutionary stage of Salvatorin took place, and he is now a tree, unable to respond to the internets. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Iain C said: Drahken said: Is there some kind of requirement to get paid for living in Alaska that involves mascara, black hair and woman's jeans? I think you mean eyeliner rather than mascara. Mascara's just for twinks. Why bother with eyeliner? I just look through a pair of prank bionoculars. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 glasse said: Drahken said: ...or like they probably drink faygo on the weekends. do they also listen to a lot of insane clown posse on the weekends? i'm pretty sure that was the implication Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977719 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 sneaksta303 said: glasse said: Drahken said: ...or like they probably drink faygo on the weekends. do they also listen to a lot of insane clown posse on the weekends? i'm pretty sure that was the implication Could they perchance be into "clown hop"? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-977726 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Now other band has as many novelty air-fresheners available for the car as ICP. You know what that means don't you? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-978652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Drahken said: Every time I see a group of youths from Alaksa at least half of them look emo or like they probably drink faygo on the weekends. On the today show this morning they had a school choir from Alaska, and the emo ratio was off the charts. Is there some kind of requirement to get paid for living in Alaska that involves mascara, black hair and woman's jeans? Can we start shipping the emo kids from around here your direction? Please respond, this is urgent! This is a very relevant question you have brought up. Its actually a wonderfully deep mechanism which causes EMOS to exist in Alaska. Most of them are emo because they don't know why the hell they are living in Alaska and hate it here and have very bad social skills. Its funny, sometimes in the lower 48 you have at least functional people who choose to wear dark clothes...but here nearly anyone who dresses "in that fashion" suck uncontrollably. The first major group of emos comes from the children of people who "came here and fell in love with Alaska so they decided to settle down and raise their kids." The parents make the mistake of not going fishing, not going hunting, not embracing Alaska for what it is, and their children get raised on videogames (thusly becoming socially inept and hating Alaska). Basically, the nerds become emos and goths to fit into something. The second group is kids of unsupportive depressed native parents who are also socially outcast and they more or less cling to some kind of emo/goth/depressed/shit group of people. I don't know what is worse, these guys, or military kids. At least emo kids can be manipulated...the military people really are just hard at work breaking down Fairbanks into any stupid media controlled town...fuck But yeah there are a lot of emo faggots around here, but funny enough they aren't harassed at all, must be the socially accepting nature of people that I've come to see around here. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-978698 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Salvatorin said: But yeah there are a lot of emo faggots around here, but funny enough they aren't harassed at all, must be the socially accepting nature of people that I've come to see around here. apparently not here... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-978707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 JohnTqs said: Salvatorin said: But yeah there are a lot of emo faggots around here, but funny enough they aren't harassed at all, must be the socially accepting nature of people that I've come to see around here. apparently not here... hey I didn't grow up here, I'm not saying I'm socially accepting to all... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-978746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Salvatorin said: JohnTqs said: Salvatorin said: But yeah there are a lot of emo faggots around here, but funny enough they aren't harassed at all, must be the socially accepting nature of people that I've come to see around here. apparently not here... hey I didn't grow up here, I'm not saying I'm socially accepting to all... it's quite obvious you're not, and not just you theSun said: that's cause everyone from norway is a fag. that's just one example from this thread Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-978758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 it is true that Alakskans are about 3 years behind trends, but that's all changing now thanks to the internet and social networking platforms like watmm. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43536-is-alaksas-youth-like-50-emo/#findComment-978759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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