The Swordening of Darkenfellward

As I walk into the dungeon with my sword in hand,

Slaying all the demons from across the land!

I've reached the end of my quest, my time here is done,

For I'm a blackguard druid elf mage level 31!

Orcs attack the castle,

Into battle I shall go!

But they do not harm me,

For I roll a saving throw!

The swordening of Darkenfellward

My agility's so high!

Evading magic on the fly!

You can't dodge my sword,

It does 18-24!

I fear not the fire dragon,

I'll enshroud him in ice!

No creature can escape the wrath

Of my 20 sided dice!

The swordening of Darkenfellward

As I walk across the misty plain,

I hear the beast call out my name!

I move to strike, but I leave no scratch,

The glitch will be fixed in next month's patch!

Hahahaha!

Larper's needs music too......

I love how the music is mixed so low that you barely hear it....

music recording at its finest!

this mockery of power metal shall not stand

*listens to emerald sword*

power metal

but lol at this tune.

  A/D said:

this mockery of power metal shall not stand

 

*listens to emerald sword*

It shall stand on the mountaintops,

In the wind and in the snow.

And into epic battle,

Our mock'ry shall then go.

ON THE PLAINS OF THE MOONLIT VALLEY

YOUR MOCK'RY WILL COWER IN FRIGHT

AND MEET POWER METAL IN TRUE BATTLE

SWORDS GLEAMING IN THE NIGHT

YOUR ARMY MAY MAKE THE FIRST MOVE

ATTACKING WITH YOUR GOATS

BUT POWER METAL WILL HAVE THE LAST WORD

AND SHOVE YOUR BALLS RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT

YOUR METAL'S STRONG, YOUR SWORDS ARE SHARP

AND GLEAMING IN THE NIGHT

BUT MUSICAL ELITISM

SHALL ALWAYS GIVE ME MIGHT

I MOCK YOUR CHOICE OF MUSIC

SO HILARIOUS TO ME

NOW TAKE YOUR DRAGONFORCE CD'S

AND GO PLAY D&D

YOU MOCK ME WITH YOUR MOCKERY

AND TRY TO SHAME ME WITH YOUR LOLS

BUT YOUR SONG IS SUPER WEAK TIMES

AND IS LISTENED TO BY MOLES

YES, A PARODY OF A PARODY

DOES NOT A LOL BEMAKE

YOUR SONG IS LIKE A VEGETARIAN

TRYING TO WRITE ABOUT A STEAK!

MY GAME OF D&D GOES SPLENDIDLY

ON THE SHORES OF GORGONMELL

POWER METAL IS ON MY SIDE

AND THROWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WELL

SPARTAAA

  A/D said:

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ON THE SHORES OF ORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORG

ORGORGORGORGORGORGORGORGONMELLPOWER METAL IS ON MY SIDEAND THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROD THROWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WON MY SIDAND THROWS YOU GOWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WON MY SIDEAND THROWS YOU GOWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WON MY SIDEAND THROWS YOU GOWS YOU GUYS DU GUYS DU GUYS DU GUYS DU GUYS DU GUYS DOWN A WON MY SIDEAND THROWS YOU GOWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WON MY SIDEAND THROWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WWN A WWN A WWN A WON MY SIDEAND THROWS YOU GUYS DOWN A WELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

idm remix

Here our soldiers stand from all around the world

Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry

All are gathered here, victory is near

The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all

We alone are fighting for metal that is true

We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you

Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry

Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky

[Chorus:]

Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air

We're warriors, warriors of the world

Like thunder from the sky - sworn to fight and die

We're warriors, warriors of the world

Many stand against us, but they will never win

We said we would return and here we are again

To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain

We are the hammer of the gods, we are thunder, wind and rain.

There they wait in fear with swords in feeble hands

With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man

I call about and charge them all with a life that is a lie

And in their final hour they shall confess before they die

[Repeat chorus]

If I should fall in battle, my brothers who fight by my side

Gather my horse and weapons, tell my family how I died

Until then I will be strong, I will fight for all that is real

All who stand in my way will die by steel

Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air

We're warriors, warriors of the world

[Repeat chorus to fade]

My favorite drinking game AKA how to get pissed in the span of one metal song:

Choose a manowar song, any song manowar has ever written

Choose approximately 3 key words such as battle, steel, warrior etc etc, there are about 15 of them in each song

each time you hear these words sung, drink. Battle, steel and warrior (or sword) are failsafes. best drinking game ever.

also fight[ing] and victory.

that would be good with mr maha and the words perpetuate/resource based economy/conditioned in the zeitgeist thread

yeah, idm wins over power metal. i'm not going to even challenge that.

i don't even really like power metal

*life changes, leaves watmm

*comes back

Essines that's a sweet drinking game, but it can only be done with mead drunk from a tankard.

I imagine Wisp writes his music whilst drinking mead from a tankard and wearing a monk's robe.

i expect more idm/power metal crossovers on watmm.

synths covered in leather gauntlets and shit.

METAL

Manowar's next album:

  autopilot said:

Essines that's a sweet drinking game, but it can only be done with mead drunk from a tankard.

 

I imagine Wisp writes his music whilst drinking mead from a tankard and wearing a monk's robe.

or a lot of whiskey.

and shirtless, covered in leather bondage gear