marissa tomei

i love marissa tomei. she is so freaking lovely. she's like 45 years old man. 45!?1 name one person 40 or over that is more beautiful than marissa tomei.

*swoons*

one s i mean. marisa. whatev

my girlfriends mom is 47 or something and i'd bang her.

if you had to choose between tomei and her mom, who would you choose?

definitely her mom, while her dad was tied up in a chair in the corner.

*reverse busts through drywall*

  Fred McGriff said:

if you had to choose between tomei and her mom, who would you choose?

whom

Stacey Dash

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damn, not bad at all squee.

i'm watching "in the bedroom" right now. what a great fucking movie.

ahead - wow yeah i guess you're right. fucking pedant.

  Fred McGriff said:

i love marissa tomei. she is so freaking lovely.

make sure you watch 'before the devil knows you're dead' if you havent sen it yet

*jots it down*

diane lane is 44 and prooty hot

Yeah, she was juicy and delicious in The Wrestler.

i'm surprised lane is younger than tomei. tomei has a much fresher face. god i just want to make out with her. nothing dirty, just like a good makeout in a white gazebo beneath fresh spring rain.

Fred I got you a present

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  Fred McGriff said:

i'm surprised lane is younger than tomei. tomei has a much fresher face. god i just want to make out with her. nothing dirty, just like a good makeout in a white gazebo beneath fresh spring rain.

id rather shower her fresh face with my own spring rain

*posts luke fucking hazards' mspaint of the erection busting through the roof*

  Deepex said:

Fred I got you a present

 

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Looks like her face was destroyed with a flamethrower in that photo.

  Fred McGriff said:

i love marissa tomei. she is so freaking lovely. she's like 45 years old man. 45!?1 name one person 40 or over that is more beautiful than marissa tomei.

 

*swoons*

 

 

 

 

 

one s i mean. marisa. whatev

oprah ?

Why do celebrities go to nude beaches? They will always get caught.

monica bellucci

  nene multiple assgasms said:

monica bellucci

penis cry

  Braintree said:

  nene multiple assgasms said:

monica bellucci

 

penis cry

lol

i think marrisa tomei looks better now than she did in her younger days

remember that seinfeld episode where george tries to get all up in them guts?

  nene multiple assgasms said:

get all up in them guts?

i used to be up in them guts like every day.