Berk Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I might have the opportunity to jump out of a plane (not above rushup edge :( ) and parachute next month or so, but I'm a huge chicken so I probably won't do it anyway. I was wondering if anybody on WATMM has ever parachuted. If so, was it a pleasant experience? :undecided: bet there will be loads of Xtreme stories in here soon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Berk's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I want to do that so badly, but the opportunity's never arose (or I've never really sought it out). Don't be a pussy, do it! Take pictures from the air. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 did it once, it was fun. Best part was letting go of the aircraft, worst part was the damn straps biting into my crotch. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Jesus owns, nigga Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982374 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I would like to do that some time. Maybe get an interested girl to go with me and fuck her eagle style. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 My mom went sky diving, only person on the plane that didn't chicken out. She said it was a serene 10 mins. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Yegg said: My mom went sky diving, only person on the plane that didn't chicken out. She said it was a serene 10 mins. your mom is soo cool Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 beatfanatic said: Yegg said: My mom went sky diving, only person on the plane that didn't chicken out. She said it was a serene 10 mins. your mom is soo cool lol. Serene despite the fact that her immense breasts were no doubt pummeling her face? Seriously, I think it'd be hard to chicken out. I went up on a plane with about 15 other people, they all jumped. It's almost always the case that the first jump is a tandem jump, it'd be hard to lose your nerve with an instructor on your back egging you on, or maybe even giving you the last push. I found the best part by far to be leaving the plane; you have to turn with your back to the door and grip the sides, when you get yourself braced in the doorway the wind really starts whipping at you and you can feel the reality of "you are about to hurl yourself from a functioning aircraft, this is not something you should be doing." Then you have to push yourself backwards and clear of the plane, and as you do this the plane kind of somersaults away from your field of view, which was a rush. The rest of it I found less exciting - without the aircraft there, you kind of lose your frame of reference. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 did you hear about the dude who's parachute never opened and all that happened was he got two broken legs? you should be fine Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 If the second guy you're talking about is the base jumper whose chute hit the dam, that's one of my favorite examples of the primal scream/grunt of serious pain. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistymountainhop Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 (edited) done it. met the guy in person. shake my cock. THE authority on :: :: Edited March 18, 2009 by mistymountainhop Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Great Maker ShaiHulud said: Jesus owns, nigga yek said: did you hear about the dude who's parachute never opened and all that happened was he got two broken legs? you should be fine lol goddammit The only person I know who parachuted once didn't like it at all. Good to hear about people that thought it was fun or great. The thing is, I pretty much hate rollercoasters and stuff like that (I get nauseaous most of the times), so I'm kind of worried that parachuting won't go down well with me either (see what I did there). Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Berk's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 i'll do this sometime... i've jumped off a mountain in austria and paraglided so not experienced the freefall... would be a buzz. (pic taken by me with my girlfriend in the distance) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 *clammy hands* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982780 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 NICOLAS CAGE - CAGE TAKES UP HANG GLIDING Quote But Cage insists he won't be taking up any other extreme sports any time soon. He adds, "Skydiving doesn't interest me at all. There's no muscle in my body that tells me to jump out of an airplane. I just don't get it." Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-982814 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-983649 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 This is a great idea, be sure to rig everybody elses parachute before jumping though, so that your the only one that lands safely and you'll look really cool. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-988178 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 replace the other parachutes with anvils and silverware. like in looney tunes. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-988187 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 lmao Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-988188 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Yegg said: not impressed by the fake somerset/cornwall accents... re: parachuting though - yes, do it! you only live once, so even if you fucking hate it, at least you've gained a crazy life experience. can't say i've done it myself but i fully intend to - i'm one of those annoying XtReMe types. how expensive is it? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-988209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 idrn said: [how expensive is it? depends how hard you land. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-988214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 boom boom Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-988216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Helper ET Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 (edited) no way id do this. plummeting to my death no thank you. ever heard of someone fainting from being too overwhelmed or whatever? well, goddamnit whats stopping you from passing out mid-fall and not being conscious to open your chute? seems pretty dumb! i mean i get why people do it but cmon, you might freak out and pass out, and then *poof*, you dont exist. is it really worth it for the rush, the ada....? Edited March 23, 2009 by Helper ET Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43700-parachuting/#findComment-988415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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