Guest Yegg Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Quote So my mom came back from a parents meeting for my MUN (Model United Nations) class, and this is what she reported to me: Mom: So Mary was complaining about the students at the dance. Me: Why? Mom: She said they were dancing janitor to janitor! *mom claps hands together* Me: like how?! janitor to janitor?? Mom: NO! JANITORRRR TO JANITORRRRR! *clapping hands together again* I learned the next day from my MUN classmates that the lady complained about students “freak-dancing” aka “genital to genital” http://mymomisafob.com/ Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I don't know what a fob is. Does that make me a fob? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 fob = fresh of the boat Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 *clapping hands together again* fucking lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 autopilot said: I don't know what a fob is. Does that make me a fob? FOB stands for “fresh off the boat,” and is a term often used to describe Asian immigrants who just aren’t quite on track with American culture. You know, if your family still eats Peking duck instead of turkey on Thanksgiving, owns a giant cleaver, and takes 20 more napkins than you need at KFC? That’s fob status[1] [1]http://mymomisafob.com/faq/ Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983698 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementia Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Quote Text message I received randomly during the night. when you pass through waters, I will be with you and when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. when you walk through the fire, you will not be burned,the flames will not set you ablaze. you are mine. good nite~ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dementia's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983814 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 xxx said: lol. The favorite one I get from my employees here is there's one guy who always tells me to "hold down!" instead of hold on. I haven't clued him in yet as I enjoy it too much. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983895 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 (edited) I received this text message years ago, kept it cause I always wanted to find out what it's about Quote IMAS LI TI KOMSIJA INTERNET ADRESU. SNEZA not funny but still...what language is that Edited March 19, 2009 by Terpentintollwut Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 oh man the best is one of the chinatown bus ladies in NYC always walking around in a black knit cap with a pot leaf on it. she is my hero. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Quote Mom: She is so elmo! Me: What?! Mom: You know. Da skinny jean! Dark hair in her face. You know, elmo! fucking lol man. this site is amazing. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-983971 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 (edited) i would have assumed it stood for fucked up bitch EDIT; oh jesus fucking christ its a fucking 'o' im an idiot. Edited March 19, 2009 by Bubba69 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffa Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 fat obese bitch? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Jaffa's signature Hide all signatures https://thejaffakid1.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Terpentintollwut said: I received this text message years ago, kept it cause I always wanted to find out what it's about Quote IMAS LI TI KOMSIJA INTERNET ADRESU. SNEZA not funny but still...what language is that i only found this http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kom%C5%A1ija its bosnian i guess? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 BCM said: yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful. THANK YOU Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 essines said: BCM said: yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful. THANK YOU I think fobs are funny, I don't think they should be eradicated, thank you. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 essines said: BCM said: yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful. THANK YOU You're both idiots, and just shows how racially ignorant you really are. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 lol fuck jews and chinks lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Fucking honkies. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984341 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 my mother in law is fob. she spent one morning here while i was working, she spent the morning doing the dishes in the sink for a good hour in a half, standing right next to the dishwasher. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43745-my-mom-is-a-fob/#findComment-984358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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