My mom is a FOB

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So my mom came back from a parents meeting for my MUN (Model United Nations) class, and this is what she reported to me:

 

Mom: So Mary was complaining about the students at the dance.

Me: Why?

Mom: She said they were dancing janitor to janitor!

*mom claps hands together*

Me: like how?! janitor to janitor??

Mom: NO! JANITORRRR TO JANITORRRRR!

*clapping hands together again*

 

 

I learned the next day from my MUN classmates that the lady complained about students “freak-dancing” aka “genital to genital”

http://mymomisafob.com/

I don't know what a fob is.

Does that make me a fob?

fob = fresh of the boat

lol

*clapping hands together again*

fucking lol

  autopilot said:

I don't know what a fob is.

 

Does that make me a fob?

FOB stands for “fresh off the boat,” and is a term often used to describe Asian immigrants who just aren’t quite on track with American culture. You know, if your family still eats Peking duck instead of turkey on Thanksgiving, owns a giant cleaver, and takes 20 more napkins than you need at KFC? That’s fob status[1]

[1]http://mymomisafob.com/faq/

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Text message I received randomly during the night.

 

when you pass through waters, I will be with you and when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. when you walk through the fire, you will not be burned,the flames will not set you ablaze. you are mine. good nite~

  xxx said:

lol.

The favorite one I get from my employees here is there's one guy who always tells me to "hold down!" instead of hold on. I haven't clued him in yet as I enjoy it too much.

yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful.

I received this text message years ago, kept it cause I always wanted to find out what it's about

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IMAS LI TI

KOMSIJA

INTERNET

ADRESU. SNEZA

not funny but still...what language is that

oh man the best is one of the chinatown bus ladies in NYC always walking around in a black knit cap with a pot leaf on it. she is my hero.

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Mom: She is so elmo!

Me: What?!

Mom: You know. Da skinny jean! Dark hair in her face. You know, elmo!

fucking lol man. this site is amazing.

i would have assumed it stood for fucked up bitch

EDIT; oh jesus fucking christ its a fucking 'o' im an idiot.

fat obese bitch?

  Terpentintollwut said:

I received this text message years ago, kept it cause I always wanted to find out what it's about

 

 

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IMAS LI TI

KOMSIJA

INTERNET

ADRESU. SNEZA

 

 

not funny but still...what language is that

i only found this

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kom%C5%A1ija

its bosnian i guess?

  BCM said:

yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful.

THANK YOU

  essines said:

  BCM said:

yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful.

 

THANK YOU

I think fobs are funny, I don't think they should be eradicated, thank you.

  essines said:

  BCM said:

yegg talking about FOBs?? doesn't fit in with her previous racial righteousness... personally i think it's disgraceful.

 

THANK YOU

You're both idiots, and just shows how racially ignorant you really are.

lol

lol fuck jews and chinks lol

lol

Fucking honkies.

my mother in law is fob. she spent one morning here while i was working, she spent the morning doing the dishes in the sink for a good hour in a half, standing right next to the dishwasher.