Alzado Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 whenever I'm browsing the forum for something entertaining or informative, I never read any thread started by assegai or in which he was the last poster. -Alzado Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 HEY U TALK ABOUT GAY SO MUCH THAT I BET YOUR ACTUALLY GAY IRL Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985887 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 LOL Alzado said: whenever I'm browsing the forum for something entertaining or informative, I never read any thread started by assegai or in which he was the last poster. -Alzado so you wont even go back and browse your own thread because he was the last poster? - no weed Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985891 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) i dont read watmm unless its fred or alzado posting Edited March 20, 2009 by chris moss acid Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985892 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 i'll cut my dick off before i soberly post in a no-weed thread Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 ill cut my clit off before i soberly post on watmm lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I'll perform genitalia mutilation on random watmm member's members, before posting in Analzado thread. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 analzado? lol analogue + azaldo baby? hahah Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 weed said: ill cut my clit off before i soberly post on watmm lol holly shit. Don't do it baby!!! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 lol *drinks up* *looks down* its still safe lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 What an interaction between LOL Alzado and myself may look like Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 alzado is tom cruise - obviously Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 stupid thread Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 welcome to the thread dumbass Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I'm going to go have sex with my wife now back in a 1/2 hour with a full report Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I'm gonna be doing a live webstream and announcing for Bob's lovemaking session. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 buuuuulllllsheeeeeit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-985962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 LOL Alzado said: whenever I'm browsing the forum for something entertaining or informative, I never read any thread started by assegai or in which he was the last poster. -Alzado word up! awesome rule! i do the same thing with other members of the board! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-986036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Alrighty then, good sex, not great, but damn good, B+/A- sex. So after crocodile dundee finished on the telly, she went upstairs first to slip into something more comfortable, light some candles, etc. whereupon I went in to find her in stockings, heels, and whatever that lingerie thing is I can't remember, it's kinda like a corset but it isn't. Anyway it was successful in inducing tracksuit pants boner. Turned on the hi-fi and Late Night Tales by Nightmares on Wax, I highly recommend it if you're looking for a good bootytime selection, some tight mixing as well. Started with the foreplay which was nice, a lot of fondling & grinding to get her juices flowing... then when the berry was just ripe for the picking, I slid on down into some cunnilingus, which, if I must say I'm quite the maestro at, worked that clit like afx on an analog synth. After driving here crazy for a while, then we proceeded to the blowjob which itself was exquisite. Gotta love the fact that I have a wife that enjoys giving blowjobs, and they've only gotten better over time. Have you guys noticed this phenomenon with your respective head givers? On to the coitus, started off with the missionary (which is always a good first card to play), did that for a while, got a little tired, then let her ride me for a while; which, when I grab onto her ass cheeks, makes me feel like I'm on a disneyworld ride. We proceeded to switch things up, I did her from behind bent over our desk, which is always great because we have a mirror there behind it, plus she loves it when I massage her back as I pump away. Finished off with her straddling me on our desk chair, nice orgasm but it wasn't well timed with the thrusting, i guess that's the price you pay for relinquishing control. Plus Autopilot was discreet and professional, I'd highly recommend him for all your barbecues, key parties, bat mitzvahs, etc. Sexually Yours, Bob Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-986037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 the question is whether you came stupid hard and whether a finger was used Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-986071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 assegai said: What an interaction between LOL Alzado and myself may look like Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-986073 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 how do you get tired from missionary or did you get tired of it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-986087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 i've found that with proper enthusiasm any sex act can be perfected and bettered over time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-986186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 I don't read any threads by ET or Sinicalypse just on principle. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-986197 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Everytime I read something by Fred Mc Griff I penis cry. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43809-choosing-what-to-read/#findComment-986204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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