Wheelchair Bound Man Gets Bit By Spider, Walks Again

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Ever since, David's been relying on his wheelchair to get around. Then the spider bite. A Brown Recluse sent him to the hospital, then to rehab for eight months.

 

"I'm here for a spider bite. I didn't know I would end up walking," says David.

 

A nurse noticed David's leg spasm and ran a test on him.

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Blancarte's dreams may have to wait. He was arrested Friday (3/13) on an outstanding warrant stemming from a domestic abuse case.

I have this image in my head of a man in a wheechair smacking his woman around. Or maybe, once he finally regains the ability to walk, does what he's been wanting to do for 20 years and puts a boot in her ass.

man jailed

would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again.

actually thats quite sick.

either way, whatever.

caustic you fully earned that ph.D in cuntnomics

I RUN SHIT.

  Caustic said:

would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again.

by a guy named spider.

Weird Shit Happens; Moar @ 10

  nene multiple assgasms said:

  Caustic said:

would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again.

 

by a guy named spider.

sausage post ever.

sausage?

it was just funny. old plum meme. lol. read the rules

brachiosaur

That's a fucking lol. Sounds like something straight out of Family.

I remember the drummer of Def Leppard beat his wife up after he lost his arm. These things happen.

The spider is pleading "felt bitey".

  autopilot said:

once he finally regains the ability to walk, does what he's been wanting to do for 20 years and puts a boot in her ass.

lol

  nene multiple assgasms said:

  Caustic said:

would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again.

 

by a guy named spider.

recluse spider.

and then he turns brown and hides in his home

like a brown recluse

like your avatar

  nene multiple assgasms said:

  Caustic said:

would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again.

 

by a guy named spider.

i worked with a guy named spider at a factory out in seriously rural tennessee. he was an old black guy with one tooth. you couldn't understand a thing he was saying until he started swearing. he got fired for stealing shit from people's lockers.

taxman you so scan'lous

I make my girlfriend call me King. We were on Maury Povich once because of this.

once the man grows 6 more legs then the irony will be complete

Spider gets bit by wheelchair bound man, walks again?

  nene multiple assgasms said:

  Caustic said:

would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again.

 

by a guy named spider.

lol

I always knew Spider-man was a documentary.