autopilot Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Visit My Website Quote Ever since, David's been relying on his wheelchair to get around. Then the spider bite. A Brown Recluse sent him to the hospital, then to rehab for eight months. "I'm here for a spider bite. I didn't know I would end up walking," says David. A nurse noticed David's leg spasm and ran a test on him. Quote Blancarte's dreams may have to wait. He was arrested Friday (3/13) on an outstanding warrant stemming from a domestic abuse case. I have this image in my head of a man in a wheechair smacking his woman around. Or maybe, once he finally regains the ability to walk, does what he's been wanting to do for 20 years and puts a boot in her ass. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 man jailed Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again. actually thats quite sick. either way, whatever. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 caustic you fully earned that ph.D in cuntnomics Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 I RUN SHIT. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986235 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Caustic said: would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again. by a guy named spider. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986244 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Weird Shit Happens; Moar @ 10 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986248 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 nene multiple assgasms said: Caustic said: would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again. by a guy named spider. sausage post ever. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986273 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 sausage? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986282 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 it was just funny. old plum meme. lol. read the rules Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 brachiosaur Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 That's a fucking lol. Sounds like something straight out of Family. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986400 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 I remember the drummer of Def Leppard beat his wife up after he lost his arm. These things happen. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 The spider is pleading "felt bitey". Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 autopilot said: once he finally regains the ability to walk, does what he's been wanting to do for 20 years and puts a boot in her ass. lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-986652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 nene multiple assgasms said: Caustic said: would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again. by a guy named spider. recluse spider. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-987750 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 and then he turns brown and hides in his home like a brown recluse Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-987755 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 like your avatar Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-987869 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 nene multiple assgasms said: Caustic said: would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again. by a guy named spider. i worked with a guy named spider at a factory out in seriously rural tennessee. he was an old black guy with one tooth. you couldn't understand a thing he was saying until he started swearing. he got fired for stealing shit from people's lockers. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-987895 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 taxman you so scan'lous Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-987916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 I make my girlfriend call me King. We were on Maury Povich once because of this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-987920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 once the man grows 6 more legs then the irony will be complete Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-987967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Spider gets bit by wheelchair bound man, walks again? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide beariksson's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-987968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 nene multiple assgasms said: Caustic said: would be hilariously karmic if he gets beaten up in prison and disabled again. by a guy named spider. lol I always knew Spider-man was a documentary. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43821-wheelchair-bound-man-gets-bit-by-spider-walks-again/#findComment-987982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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