um halp plz

this random girl keeps iming me thinking i'm this celebrity

it's not entirely unreasonable for her to suspect this i don't

want to go into details but it's starting to bug me that she

won't listen when i tell her i'm not him i kind of feel like

she's tripping and i should help her out of it but i want to

go smoke and... well i guess i will we'll see what happens

any suggestions or am i going to have to just block her

Show her your penis.

block, duh

less lame threads may help

btw i really like your ragging (textwise)

send her a link to this thread

i keep iming this random guy, i think he's a celebrity.

it's not entirely unreasonable for me to suspect this i don't

want to go into details but it's starting to bug me that he

won't listen when i tell him i love him. i kind of feel like

he's tripping and i want help getting him out of it but i want to

go smoke and... well i guess i will we'll see what happens

any suggestions or am i going to have to just stalk him

irari i love you, i'd say ride this out until you hit the end and then just pretend like you don't know her and ignore any advance she makes (internet or otherwise)

Tell her to fuck off/get fucked.

this was really weird but i started a thread on the board

she got my sn from asking someone to talk her down they

are all saying just block her and that she does this to any

one who shares their sn on the site so i'm assuming she

won't hurt herself when i go to bed but wow how unusual

my sentences reach optimum reading length somehow

though its totally unintentional, the line length is totally

perfect, no matter what i say, i could just have a line of

titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties balls

and somehow it fits perfect reading length for sentences

  IRARI said:

this random girl keeps iming me thinking i'm this celebrity

it's not entirely unreasonable for her to suspect this i don't

want to go into details but it's starting to bug me that she

won't listen when i tell her i'm not him i kind of feel like

she's tripping and i should help her out of it but i want to

go smoke and... well i guess i will we'll see what happens

any suggestions or am i going to have to just block her

  IRARI said:

this was really weird but i started a thread on the board

she got my sn from asking someone to talk her down they

are all saying just block her and that she does this to any

one who shares their sn on the site so i'm assuming she

won't hurt herself when i go to bed but wow how unusual

 . . . well, it's not anapestic tetrameter . . . 

 . . . or iambic pentameter . . . 

What meter has syllabic multiples of four in each line?

i think i'm going to start iming everyone who has their

aim sn in their profile and telling them i love them and

that they're really richard and can we get married and

don't leave me i'd kill myself if you fucked anyone else

  KY said:

my sentences reach optimum reading length somehow

though its totally unintentional, the line length is totally

perfect, no matter what i say, i could just have a line of

titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties balls

and somehow it fits perfect reading length for sentences

lol

  IRARI said:

i think i'm going to start iming everyone who has their

aim sn in their profile and telling them i love them and

that they're really richard and can we get married and

don't leave me i'd kill myself if you fucked anyone else

I sense Richard.

you wouldn't say that if you'd been around longer Betty

your lack of punctuation is fucking brilliant.

  IRARI said:

you wouldn't say that if you'd been around longer Betty

Hi Richard.

  essines said:

your lack of punctuation is fucking brilliant.

you're too young to remember Longer Betty. Now that was an old skool wattumer.

  analogue wings said:

  essines said:

your lack of punctuation is fucking brilliant.

 

you're too young to remember Longer Betty. Now that was an old skool wattumer.

Yeah essines.

why is an australian like a panda?

Eats snags, shoots wad, leaves?

  essines said:

your lack of punctuation is fucking brilliant.

  Betty said:

Eats snags, shoots wad, leaves?