twouble with twitters

"just logged onto watmm ,, drinkin brewskys WOOT'"

just got to work, finally eating breakfast

watmm twitter -

, just got up, wanking.

just woke up, had a wank. now im wanking

eating quinoa

Eating a Pop tart for breakfast

12:09 pm: "I'm updating Twitter"

2:23 pm: "I'm updating Twitter"

3:45 pm: "I'm updating Twitter"

6:02 pm: "I'm updating Twitter"

9:37 pm: "I'm updating Twitter"

11:54 pm: "I'm updating Twitter"

God I hate SuperNews.

...and also Twitter.

picking my nose, ewwww.. blood again

wanting to eat cookie

facetwatter

watched that twitter video

update: thinking about that twitter video

i like this man's twitter feed though: https://twitter.com/themanwhofell

but then i like themanwhofeelasleep.com anyway.

*think about positive affirmations*

i didnt know there was such thing as a "twitter feed"

and now your life is enriched by knowledge

Finished off a bottle of wine.

I farted about 6 times in a row. Not the harmless squeaks, but the guttural rectal earthquakes that leave the room smelling as though it's been repurposed for corpse storage. I opened the windows but it's not helping.

Just about tore off my pinky toenail getting out of the shower.

just finished some homework, about to go to bed, expect to get about 4 hours of sleep.

fucking internets, waste so much of my time.

wasting time instead of grading papers

farting around instead of farting

had a big sloppy poo

making a post on WATMM