Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 i have a roommate that is beginning to get on my nerves. she's real into organic foods and recently started dating a vegan, which has in turn made her a vegan. i went downstairs to snack on some strawberries, and since she was also downstairs, i naturally offered her some. the following is a verbatim transcript of our conversation "whatcha doin'?" "snackin' on strawberries, want some?" "i'll have one. are they organic?" "fuck no" "organic foods blah blah blah" "i don't give a fuck about organic and i don't want to be criticized every time i prepare a meal or try to share my food." "but i'm spreading awareness about organic foods blah blah blah" "oh i'm aware of organic foods, and i'm also aware of their ridiculous prices. i'm going to go somewhere else, away from you, and eat the same goddamn strawberries i've been eating since i was a kid. i'll remember not to offer you anything of mine ever again." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 I am sorry that you have to live with her. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-989993 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 she seems to have a quite small vocabulary "organic foods blah blah blah" "but i'm spreading awareness about organic foods blah blah blah" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide beariksson's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-989994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Luke Fucking Hazard said: i have a roommate that is beginning to get on my nerves. she's real into organic foods and recently started dating a vegan, which has in turn made her a vegan. i went downstairs to snack on some strawberries, and since she was also downstairs, i naturally offered her some. the following is a verbatim transcript of our conversation "whatcha doin'?" "snackin' on strawberries, want some?" "i'll have one. are they organic?" "fuck no" "organic foods blah blah blah" "i don't give a fuck about organic and i don't want to be criticized every time i prepare a meal or try to share my food." "but i'm spreading awareness about organic foods blah blah blah" "oh i'm aware of organic foods, and i'm also aware of their ridiculous prices. i'm going to go somewhere else, away from you, and eat the same goddamn strawberries i've been eating since i was a kid. i'll remember not to offer you anything of mine ever again." Did you know out of all non-organic fruits and vegetables, strawberries contain the highest levels of pesticides typically. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-989996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 A vegan's farts are the worst. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-989997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Joyrex said: Did you know out of all non-organic fruits and vegetables, strawberries contain the highest levels of pesticides typically. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PESTICIDES JUST LET ME EAT MY STRAWBERRIES IN PEACE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-989998 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Sometimes, at Safeway, where I shop--organic foods actually cost less than non-organic foods. It's just occasionally, though. I find that, for the most part, organic foods cost the same as non-organic, but you get less food in the package. So sneaky! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 When I was in New York I had an apple... and this was the biggest apple ever and fuck me it was juicy and tasty like nothing I had ever had. I don't care if they cram fruits $with weird chemicals because it was one awesome apple. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 ENJOY LIFE ! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990004 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Luke Fucking Hazard said: Joyrex said: Did you know out of all non-organic fruits and vegetables, strawberries contain the highest levels of pesticides typically. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PESTICIDES JUST LET ME EAT MY STRAWBERRIES IN PEACE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD Sure, go ahead - you probably don't eat enough strawberries to impact your long-term exposure to carcinogens anyways. Juss' sayin' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990007 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 i always buy the half & half with lots of chemical preservatives because it has twice the shelf life of the organic stuff. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 organic is such a misleading term wouldn't ALL strawberries be organic? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990015 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Joyrex said: Luke Fucking Hazard said: Joyrex said: Did you know out of all non-organic fruits and vegetables, strawberries contain the highest levels of pesticides typically. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PESTICIDES JUST LET ME EAT MY STRAWBERRIES IN PEACE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD Sure, go ahead - you probably don't eat enough strawberries to impact your long-term exposure to carcinogens anyways. Juss' sayin' OMG I EAT SOOOO MANY STRAWBERRIES Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 organic = pretentious Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 i was hoping this was gonna be about Vent at the George in Brixton circa 96 with milo and tony sexton Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 HA HA ! WHAT ? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 you heard Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Teabag her soy milk. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 thought it was about tihs Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Velazquez said: Teabag her soy milk. lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 give her a good hard fucking. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Squee said: A vegan's farts are the worst. Jesus christ this x100. I was dating a vegan a few years back and one time she was in the kitchen preparing a gourmet meal of boiled lentils and let a fart slip out. I had to evacuate the premises for about an hour. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990056 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 I propose a categorical FUCK YOU to people on high horses Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Coalbucket PI said: I propose a categorical FUCK YOU to lentils. seriously, wtf. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 i thought this thread was going to be about ventrilo, where we could all chat to eachother with mics and cans =( Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43938-vent/#findComment-990077 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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