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i've worked out why vampires generally have pointy teeth


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vampires need straws but they cant use them with their teeth in the way.

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

hot tvh

 

 

i like the word phantasm too. and vampire. maybe ill make therad about it.

 

 

my gf deals with psycho's and one of them has eaten 15 razor blades over his entire life. im not sure how he pooed them out. ill ask her and report back.

  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

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through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face.

  LUDD said:
what does hot tvh mean?

 

to vee honest. i guess its to be honest but in a shit transylvanian accent. (i just made that up bzw as i missed the key)

 

 

 

oh, and i checked and apparently some had to be surgically removed and some are still there. he cant eat solids and might die. so dont eat razors.

Edited by lala
  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

  LUDD said:
i worked that bit out all by myself

 

 

i dont think he can manage that by himself with the razors. :embrassed:

Edited by lala
  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

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