British Lawyer Has Sex With Client... And Bills Her For It!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2344282.ece

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A MARRIED barrister who had an affair with a client charged her £250 an hour for the time he spent having sex with her, it was claimed yesterday.

High-flying Marc Beaumont, 46, enjoyed secret love trysts with solicitor Anal Sheikh, 48, according to legal papers.

 

In a High Court writ, she alleged he charged her £250 an hour while helping her to prepare a defence in a disciplinary case brought against her by the Law Society.

well obviously... i'm sure the alibi was that they were having a legal consultation. it just sounds funny out of context.

essines is an anal sheikh

nice underlining

if anyone didnt get the joke - her name is anal like anal sex and anal rape and anal buggery

anal: "do me in the butt!"

marc: "anal? anal?"

i thought it was funny because of analord.

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ohhhhh!!! OMG! anal lord, ANAL lord? LOL

wait, there's something wrong with this?

*notifies malpractice insurance carrier*

you tell em alzado.

they have brought this lol down upon their own heads