SHAMWOW!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...27092sham1.html

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

she didn't love his nuts

if beating hookers is wrong i don't wanna be right

this freaking awesome

i love that commercial for some reason.... cause we can't do this all day

i am grammar

I could picture him selling crystal meth...

"ya gonna spend $80 a night on coke anyway, ya just throwing ya money away!"

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both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

  EDGEY said:

I could picture him selling crystal meth...

 

"ya gonna spend $80 a night on coke anyway, ya just throwing ya money away!"

"its made by crackheads, u know they make good stuff"

he looks like benicio del toro in the mugshots wtf?

  beneboi said:

lol

the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam

Ooo, Christina Ricci without thee fivehead.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  Yegg said:

Ooo, Christina Ricci without thee fivehead.

uh, no.

  chax said:

the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam

?

  essines said:

  chax said:

the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam

 

?

http://www.infomercialratings.com/product/shamwow_reviews

http://www.measuredup.com/company/Shamwow-3117

http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/tech...ws/4294482.html

http://www.slate.com/id/2190658/

  essines said:

  chax said:

the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam

 

?

Let's be honest here, I mean, it is called Shamwow

  chax said:

  essines said:

  chax said:

the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam

 

?

 

http://www.infomercialratings.com/product/shamwow_reviews

http://www.measuredup.com/company/Shamwow-3117

http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/tech...ws/4294482.html

http://www.slate.com/id/2190658/

seems like it works well enough, even the vid makes it look like it works more effectively than other towels.

shit doesn't sell me.

Isn't that what GTA taught us to do? Sexxor the hooker, then kill for cash...

the shamwow guy also got fucked in the ass by scientology i think

  chax said:

  essines said:

  chax said:

the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam

 

?

 

http://www.infomercialratings.com/product/shamwow_reviews

http://www.measuredup.com/company/Shamwow-3117

http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/tech...ws/4294482.html

http://www.slate.com/id/2190658/

they must have accidentally bought the cheap imitations we were told to BEWARE of....

its made in germany so you know its good. baloneyakbloney spumoni something, it does not surprise me this actor commited an assault, but, its only because someone saw it like in the dirty dozen, or lived to tell about it

lol shlomi

  takeshi said:

  beneboi said:

lol

 

indeed

  xxx said:

  KY said:

the shamwow guy also got fucked in the ass by scientology i think

 

I'm seriously feeling for Vince. All he wanted to do was be a comedian. He wrote and starred in a movie called "The Underground Comedy Movie" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0201290/ but because he was once a Scientologist and then spoke out about it, Xenu dragged his financing into legal hell and broke him in half financially. In the hole, he seriously sold the slap shop at swap meets and conventions and shit until he finally landed the ShamWoW and Slap Chop gig, which got him fame. He used his new money to scrounge up the cash to self-release the DVD and it was a huge success for him. Just when I thought he was in the clear...my man gets mutilated while purchasing some strange.

 

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