Pizza Toast

Has anyone ever tried Pizza Toast? It's a jar of pasta-sauce I found in my fridge. Presumably you're supposed to spread the tomato, mushroom and bacon flavoured sauce over toast creating some sort of pizza-based snack.

I saw it a week ago and was thoroughly disgusted with the idea. But now I'm half-way through cooking myself a meal and find I have no sauce to mix it all together. This stuff looks like pasta-sauce and smells like pizza. I can't imagine it'll be terrible, but I expect that this jar doesn't hold much in the way of culinary class.

that's very familiar. i think i remember it from my childhood, if so it's quite weird that it still exists.

if you want pizza toast, you can put pizza ingredients on toast.. this is probably better used as a pasta sauce

say what, is 'pizza toast' a brand name?

i used to eat pizza toast, as in ketchup and cheese melted onto bread all the time as a kid. the posh shitlings at my secondary school actually mocked this diet. i think it was the lack of ciabatta bread and sundried tomatoes in the recipe.

did I hear someone say paprika toast?

It was a Tesco's own-brand 'Pizza Toast'.

I feel pretty bad after having finished it all.

i used to put pasta and mozerella and four or five pepperonis on half an english muffin, then put in toaster oven bake bake, delicious dual pizza. perhaps i should buy materials for this again.

The worst thing you can put on toast are these:

little tins of spread that you put on your toast then grill.

I had a ham and cheese one, and I could taste it for about a week afterwards...the memory still haunts me.

Seriously, you have been warned. Never, ever have a toast topper.

When i was a kid I had an autistic friend who ate nothing but bread-pizzas.

Wonder Bread...

Gooped ketchup on it

Put Kraft cheese on top of that

And used sliced bologna as the "pepperoni"

Then microwaved it for 5 fucking minutes. 5 minutes, no shit.

Tizza Poast

I had a Dr. Oetker today

my mom made her own pizza buns that pretty much were like cumming stupid hard with something in your ass once you taste them.

  Stoppit said:

The worst thing you can put on toast are these:

little tins of spread that you put on your toast then grill.

 

I had a ham and cheese one, and I could taste it for about a week afterwards...the memory still haunts me.

Seriously, you have been warned. Never, ever have a toast topper.

i have no seen that shit in US stores, thank you jesus

  thanksomuch said:

  Stoppit said:

The worst thing you can put on toast are these:

little tins of spread that you put on your toast then grill.

 

I had a ham and cheese one, and I could taste it for about a week afterwards...the memory still haunts me.

Seriously, you have been warned. Never, ever have a toast topper.

 

i have no seen that shit in US stores, thank you jesus

count yourself lucky. It tastes like feet.

  Stoppit said:

  thanksomuch said:

  Stoppit said:

The worst thing you can put on toast are these:

little tins of spread that you put on your toast then grill.

 

I had a ham and cheese one, and I could taste it for about a week afterwards...the memory still haunts me.

Seriously, you have been warned. Never, ever have a toast topper.

 

i have no seen that shit in US stores, thank you jesus

 

cunt yourself lucky. It tastes like feet.

Isn't there an O in count?

I like the idea that they couldn't get the inherent mushroomyness out of the taste of the product, so they just made every flavour ...& mushroom.

Or Mushroom &...

I think the one I had must have been mushroom & ass flavour

  abusivegeorge said:

  Stoppit said:

cunt yourself lucky. It tastes like feet.

Isn't there an O in count?

I see what you did there, George

you cheeky monkey

lol