WATMM on Craigslist

oh god. just read

A hobby of mine that nobody knows about is I like to be the first customer to take a shit at a new business. I find all the new businesses opening up such as grocery stores, Home Depots, restaurants, etc and I will walk in there first minute they are open for business and go right to the men’s room and take a huge shit. I have been doing this for 6 years now and have been the first customer to shit in over 110 stores throughout the area. I always buy something after so I can really be a customer. The night before I usually eat some bean burritos from Taco Bell and follow it up with a 20oz coffee on my way to the store early the next morning so I get the bubble gut which allows me a better chance of destroying the bathroom. I have been the 1st person to shit in many new businesses throughout Northern VA. I currently have 3 businesses that I’m waiting to open up for the public. I will make sure I’m the 1st to shit in the bathroom as a paying customer. I usually flush but sometimes if it’s a massive one that requires a lot of toilet paper I will just leave it sitting, sort of like my calling card.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/949686666.html

lol

isn't there a way to list watmm members by location? we need a list of VA watmmers and a poll

i read that and thought i was reading watmm. my head spun fast

I didn't even know craigslist had a "confessions". What the hell is that?

i have no idea, i was sent the link, no more questions, thank you.

focus should be on the obsession with premier shits on brand new toilets in every single new business in this mans territory.

  essines said:

i have no idea, i was sent the link, no more questions, thank you.

 

focus should be on the obsession with premier shits on brand new toilets in every single new business in this mans territory.

its as if he'd like to be caught! how exciting to be the first customer to use the restroom.

  Adjective said:

isn't there a way to list watmm members by location? we need a list of VA watmmers and a poll

no wait, get everyone from VA together and bum rush the toilets before he gets there, he won't be expecting that and it will ruin everything. he might start shrieking and waving spatulas around and pooping himself.

here are the clues :

N'n VA

3 NEW STORES

  essines said:

I usually flush but sometimes if it’s a massive one that requires a lot of toilet paper I will just leave it sitting, sort of like my calling card.

lol

although someone (builder/contractor/decorator/employee) has already used that toilet so....its not quite first man on the moon

a long time ago we had a members map, that had little pins with our avatars depending on where we were located.

I'm not completely awake yet and thought that the text was actually a first person Essines confession. Up until I realized it wasn't him I felt like a fool to not realize he was actually really wicked for someone who listens to shitty comical death metal. My prejudice still stands that anyone who listens cheese ball death metal isn't super duper cool like the first legit customer poop bandit.

  Blanket Fort Collapse said:

I'm not completely awake yet and thought that the text was actually a first person Essines confession. Up until I realized it wasn't him I felt like a fool to not realize he was actually really wicked for someone who listens to shitty comical death metal. My prejudice still stands that anyone who listens cheese ball death metal isn't super duper cool like the first legit customer poop bandit.

GORGOROTH WILL CONSUME YOU ANIMAL

lol i'm from va

i think this is playbynumbers though.

  zaphod said:

i think this is playbynumbers though.

lol

i usually try to upper-deck it

Alzado McGriff combo hobby.

  Blanket Fort Collapse said:

I'm not completely awake yet and thought that the text was actually a first person Essines confession. Up until I realized it wasn't him I felt like a fool to not realize he was actually really wicked for someone who listens to shitty comical death metal. My prejudice still stands that anyone who listens cheese ball death metal isn't super duper cool like the first legit customer poop bandit.

i don't listen to much death metal though.

and gorgoroth is black metal.

  essines said:

  Blanket Fort Collapse said:

I'm not completely awake yet and thought that the text was actually a first person Essines confession. Up until I realized it wasn't him I felt like a fool to not realize he was actually really wicked for someone who listens to shitty comical death metal. My prejudice still stands that anyone who listens cheese ball death metal isn't super duper cool like the first legit customer poop bandit.

 

i don't listen to much death metal though.

 

and gorgoroth is black metal.

There may be hope for you yet, either way that craigslist confession is roflcopters so thank ye

also,

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1016738074.html

^^ Yegg.

lol

lol

reading that gave me boner. why cant all girls just be like 'i want you to fuck me while you watch manga and not speak to me or pay any attention to me'

  abusivegeorge said:

^^ Yegg.

Ugh, not even.

Also,

^^lol alzado

nsfw