essines Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 oh god. just read A hobby of mine that nobody knows about is I like to be the first customer to take a shit at a new business. I find all the new businesses opening up such as grocery stores, Home Depots, restaurants, etc and I will walk in there first minute they are open for business and go right to the men’s room and take a huge shit. I have been doing this for 6 years now and have been the first customer to shit in over 110 stores throughout the area. I always buy something after so I can really be a customer. The night before I usually eat some bean burritos from Taco Bell and follow it up with a 20oz coffee on my way to the store early the next morning so I get the bubble gut which allows me a better chance of destroying the bathroom. I have been the 1st person to shit in many new businesses throughout Northern VA. I currently have 3 businesses that I’m waiting to open up for the public. I will make sure I’m the 1st to shit in the bathroom as a paying customer. I usually flush but sometimes if it’s a massive one that requires a lot of toilet paper I will just leave it sitting, sort of like my calling card. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/949686666.html Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 isn't there a way to list watmm members by location? we need a list of VA watmmers and a poll Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 i read that and thought i was reading watmm. my head spun fast Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I didn't even know craigslist had a "confessions". What the hell is that? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 i have no idea, i was sent the link, no more questions, thank you. focus should be on the obsession with premier shits on brand new toilets in every single new business in this mans territory. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 essines said: i have no idea, i was sent the link, no more questions, thank you. focus should be on the obsession with premier shits on brand new toilets in every single new business in this mans territory. its as if he'd like to be caught! how exciting to be the first customer to use the restroom. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996305 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 (edited) Adjective said: isn't there a way to list watmm members by location? we need a list of VA watmmers and a poll no wait, get everyone from VA together and bum rush the toilets before he gets there, he won't be expecting that and it will ruin everything. he might start shrieking and waving spatulas around and pooping himself. here are the clues : N'n VA 3 NEW STORES Edited March 30, 2009 by all_purpose_sandpaper Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 essines said: I usually flush but sometimes if it’s a massive one that requires a lot of toilet paper I will just leave it sitting, sort of like my calling card. lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 although someone (builder/contractor/decorator/employee) has already used that toilet so....its not quite first man on the moon Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 a long time ago we had a members map, that had little pins with our avatars depending on where we were located. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I'm not completely awake yet and thought that the text was actually a first person Essines confession. Up until I realized it wasn't him I felt like a fool to not realize he was actually really wicked for someone who listens to shitty comical death metal. My prejudice still stands that anyone who listens cheese ball death metal isn't super duper cool like the first legit customer poop bandit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Blanket Fort Collapse said: I'm not completely awake yet and thought that the text was actually a first person Essines confession. Up until I realized it wasn't him I felt like a fool to not realize he was actually really wicked for someone who listens to shitty comical death metal. My prejudice still stands that anyone who listens cheese ball death metal isn't super duper cool like the first legit customer poop bandit. GORGOROTH WILL CONSUME YOU ANIMAL Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 lol i'm from va i think this is playbynumbers though. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 zaphod said: i think this is playbynumbers though. lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
playbynumbers Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 i usually try to upper-deck it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide playbynumbers's signature Hide all signatures vinyl for sale photography! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Alzado McGriff combo hobby. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Blanket Fort Collapse said: I'm not completely awake yet and thought that the text was actually a first person Essines confession. Up until I realized it wasn't him I felt like a fool to not realize he was actually really wicked for someone who listens to shitty comical death metal. My prejudice still stands that anyone who listens cheese ball death metal isn't super duper cool like the first legit customer poop bandit. i don't listen to much death metal though. and gorgoroth is black metal. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 essines said: Blanket Fort Collapse said: I'm not completely awake yet and thought that the text was actually a first person Essines confession. Up until I realized it wasn't him I felt like a fool to not realize he was actually really wicked for someone who listens to shitty comical death metal. My prejudice still stands that anyone who listens cheese ball death metal isn't super duper cool like the first legit customer poop bandit. i don't listen to much death metal though. and gorgoroth is black metal. There may be hope for you yet, either way that craigslist confession is roflcopters so thank ye Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 also, http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1016738074.html Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 ^^ Yegg. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 reading that gave me boner. why cant all girls just be like 'i want you to fuck me while you watch manga and not speak to me or pay any attention to me' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-996647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 (edited) abusivegeorge said: ^^ Yegg. Ugh, not even. Also, » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « ^^lol alzado nsfw Edited April 3, 2009 by Yegg Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44135-watmm-on-craigslist/#findComment-1000969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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