sinicalypse Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 so if you were able to have a genie grant you a wish of being changed over to the female gender side of things, which whattem member would you serenade in the hopes of getting them to hopelessly fall in love with you and crush crush emote flirt mad game penis pictures for perhaps the most ultimate pisstake in the sub-game-life that is whatteming?!@ lord knows it's a time honored tradition here to create a female dupe persona, build it up slowly over time, and then eventually show interest in a guy and see how far you can get him to go in the name of taking the piss out of them, so like, thats where i wanna come in and speculate as to who you'd try to victimize with your ubiquitous inverted-sexuality-in-teh-name-ov-comedy: being a narcissist, i'd answer myself cuz i'm so batshit mental you could prolly get a 45 minute narrated penis video, complete with additional novella not to mention an influx of so much attention and rambling that it'd make your life feel complete. otherwise, i think one of the admins/moderators would be the big fish, or from there it'd have to be one of the true pillars of the community: mcgriff, essines, alzado, or even an asm-head. if you were able to tempt someone who's married/engaged/supargirlfriended, thus getting them to "cheat" on their spouse by showing you the kind of magic junk that makes a woman commit to a hardcore bbs-poster, well, seriously i think then and only then you could retire and champion of the internets with your only worry being contracting aids. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sinicalypse's signature Hide all signatures thirtyseven seconds into the future... thee sinicollapse web experience lies here. obviously, you need to have your webpage owned by newscorp for it to be the truth. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 if a genie were going to grant me a wish, i don't think i would ask to be turned in to a woman thats just me though Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997260 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 if i were a woman i would become an hero Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997273 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 i'd scissor as many hot girls as possible Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 ward said: i'd scissor as many hot girls as possible Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997282 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 (edited) Yeah! Scissor me good! Oh Yeah!!! Edit: Ahh the count beat me to it. Edited March 31, 2009 by thehauntingsoul Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 beneboi he's so hot i love him nah abbygeorge or stoppit :heart: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997343 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 i'd get in a cat fight with weed... then fish hook her! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 (edited) asymmetrical head said: i'd get in a cat fight with weed... then fish hook her! who? xxx said: I've seen a couple of scissor fights where a lot of squish sounds were happening and where there's "squish", there's pleasure. I never thought two women could get anything off of it. sounds like playing with 2 sink plungers Edited March 31, 2009 by keltoi Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 i'd play with my tits. oh wait......... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090321175733191 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 mrcopyandpaste said: beneboi he's so hot i love him nah abbygeorge or stoppit :heart: :heart: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 abusivegeorge said: mrcopyandpaste said: beneboi he's so hot i love him nah abbygeorge or stoppit :heart: :heart: :heart: I sense an impending threesome Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 The David, obviously. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997755 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Stoppit said: abusivegeorge said: mrcopyandpaste said: beneboi he's so hot i love him nah abbygeorge or stoppit :heart: :heart: :heart: I sense an impending threesome Lets have it in the Venetian Snares Subforum, which is in the LTM forum, man controversial or what. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinicalypse Posted March 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 thanksomuch said: i'd play with my tits. oh wait......... you need to man up and use your powers of evil to manifest a cockstorm of tsunamic proportions, seriously are you all about wasting ye olde gift of life!?@ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sinicalypse's signature Hide all signatures thirtyseven seconds into the future... thee sinicollapse web experience lies here. obviously, you need to have your webpage owned by newscorp for it to be the truth. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 dry hump the rules Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 sinicalypse said: lord knows it's a time honored tradition here to create a female dupe persona, build it up slowly over time, and then eventually show interest in a guy and see how far you can get him to go in the name of taking the piss out of them, so like, thats where i wanna come in and speculate as to who you'd try to victimize with your ubiquitous inverted-sexuality-in-teh-name-ov-comedy since i'ma dupe - i've accomplished this 3 times Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-997921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinicalypse Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 my boyfriend's in the israeli military. he hates towelheads and plugs me harder than drum and bass for papa Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sinicalypse's signature Hide all signatures thirtyseven seconds into the future... thee sinicollapse web experience lies here. obviously, you need to have your webpage owned by newscorp for it to be the truth. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-998175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 sinicalypse said: plugs me harder than drum and bass for papa nice Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-998181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 i would ask the genie to make me able to teleport. this has been my wish ever since i was a little kid. fuck turning into a girl, especially for the sake of watmm. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-998189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 weed said: sinicalypse said: lord knows it's a time honored tradition here to create a female dupe persona, build it up slowly over time, and then eventually show interest in a guy and see how far you can get him to go in the name of taking the piss out of them, so like, thats where i wanna come in and speculate as to who you'd try to victimize with your ubiquitous inverted-sexuality-in-teh-name-ov-comedy since i'ma dupe - i've accomplished this 3 times Haha weed are you serious? I always thought you were actually a girl. I guess in retrospect there is no such thing as girls on WATMM Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-998251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 thehauntingsoul said: weed said: sinicalypse said: lord knows it's a time honored tradition here to create a female dupe persona, build it up slowly over time, and then eventually show interest in a guy and see how far you can get him to go in the name of taking the piss out of them, so like, thats where i wanna come in and speculate as to who you'd try to victimize with your ubiquitous inverted-sexuality-in-teh-name-ov-comedy since i'ma dupe - i've accomplished this 3 times Haha weed are you serious? I always thought you were actually a girl. I guess in retrospect there is no such thing as girls on WATMM thanksomuch and Mimi are tied for best watmm wimmen Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-998255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 i think that if i was turned into a girl i would become a lesbian, just because lesbians have the hottest sex. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-998276 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I would love to be a girl. I could wear the coolest outfits then. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44172-if-you-were-a-girl/#findComment-998280 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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