colgate names a product after our very own wisp!

http://www.notcot.com/archives/2009/03/colgate_wisp.php

Glade

The Shimmering Teeth

fucking sellout

great, more disposable shite

I want toothbrushes that'll last life sentences

that's pretty cool but people named their drugs after me

maybe they saw that video I made and thought it was an actual ad by their biggest rival

yeah this product seems convenient but also so damn wasteful :(

  triachus said:

The Shimmering Teeth

lol... you beat me to it!

the shimmering nuts ep on colgate records 31 march 2009

I personally cannot wait to try this out.

fuck disposable toothbrushes

(the shimmering hour - available on single play biodegradable CDs with "beat freshening bead" in case it's been delayed so long it sounds dated, in packs of four)

Glade already made an air freshener named after me as well. I didn't realize this, but I sat next to the ad rep on a plane, and fell asleep. When I sleep, my body emits sounds like the Wonka Wash machine in Charlie & The Chocolate factory.

I don't quite understand this product. I neurotically brush my teeth and use mouth wash. What are they trying to say?

  Terpentintollwut said:

maybe they saw that video I made and thought it was an actual ad by their biggest rival

 

You made this? I had sort of wondered if it was a watmmite. Regardless, thanks! I enjoyed that vid.

"Freshening Bead"

i think kurt vonnegut has a hardon over you as well... check deadeye dick to see what i mean.

the wisp toothbrush: the IDM way to brush your teeth. Just $5.99!

whatever happened to that metal toothbrush DNBJerk is for real life was spamming

one of the watmm members is definitely working at colgate and laughs his ass off right now.

file under : generic toothpaste

Who cares, I like my teeth humpelnden.

  IRARI said:

whatever happened to that metal toothbrush DNBJerk is for real life was spamming

ya that's right... i believe it had titanium bristles

but it was also like 50 bucks

We at Colgate know that Wisp neurotically brushes his teeth and uses mouth wash. That's why we've designed this, the Wisp mini-brush with freshening bead, so that when Wisp is touring he can brush his teeth onstage.

Looks generic.

Too late, someone already made the generic joke.

generic forum post