I'm bored

So I woke up today and I'm feeling just bored.

Entertain me.

The wonderful world of Looners.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type...ooners&aq=f

  IRARI said:

vamsi's official website

Uhg! Gross.

http://www.wimp.com/bunnysong

chat to strangers:

http://omegle.com/

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you have 7 day's

Stranger: or 6 days

You: you have 3 hours

You: haha

Stranger: o my god

You: indeed, tis I

You: you have been very bad as of late.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

Stranger: er, hi?

You: I'm the matrix, Case.

Stranger: Cool

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just had my first Omegle experience today. I acted like a chick who got dumped by her boyfriend. Later I said "It's getting warmer here in Canada. I can finally wear a cleavage outside so I can find a rebound guy more easily haha." The guy responded "I bet lol."

I went for a bike ride through the park then had lunch at a cheap diner.

In other words:

Hi, I just biked in to say get the fuck out of your house.

  Braintree said:

I went for a bike ride through the park then had lunch at a cheap diner.

 

In other words:

 

Hi, I just biked in to say get the fuck out of your house.

You're not familiar with how Seattle weather works, are you

  Quote

When hit by boredom, let yourself be crushed by it; submerge, hit bottom. In general, with things unpleasant, the rule is: The sooner you hit bottom, the faster you surface. The idea here is to exact a full look at the worst. The reason boredom deserves such scrutiny is that it represents pure, undiluted time in all its repetitive, redundant, monotonous splendor.

 

Boredom is your window on the properties of time that one tends to ignore to the likely peril of one’s mental equilibrium. It is your window on time’s infinity. Once this window opens, don’t try to shut it; on the contrary, throw it wide open. For boredom speaks the language of time, and it teaches you the most valuable lesson of your life: the lesson of your utter insignificance. (…)

 

For boredom is an invasion of time into your set of values. It puts your existence into its proper perspective, the net result of which is precision and humility.

http://lists.extropy.org/pipermail/paleops...May/003252.html

  my usernames always really suck said:

So I woke up today and I'm feeling just bored.

 

Entertain me.

Ask me what I'm wearing.

  Mcdergbit said:

chat to strangers:

 

http://omegle.com/

that site is a cheap imitation of http://www.anicechat.net/ (which is much better)

  my usernames always really suck said:

  Braintree said:

I went for a bike ride through the park then had lunch at a cheap diner.

 

In other words:

 

Hi, I just biked in to say get the fuck out of your house.

 

You're not familiar with how Seattle weather works, are you

There's another Seattle in Afghanistan?

Either way, you can still leave your house.

  Braintree said:

There's another Seattle in Afghanistan?

 

Either way, you can still leave your house.

Seattle, Afghanistan is a terrible place.  It's been raining boredom all day, apparently, so going outside is out of the question.

Does it rain bullets?

Does it rain bullets in a cafe?

Kind of boring:

You: hi!

Stranger: Dick niggertits

You: My name is Jorge. I work at Papa John's Pizza.

Stranger: Immigrants

You: I live with Javier who fixes Cadillacs

Stranger: Spic

You: Do you like peperoni?

Stranger: Pepperoni reminds me of your moobs

You: I grew up on a banana pepper farm.

You: word to your moms

Stranger: Tell me a secret

You: A girl told me she loved me today and i said thank you

Stranger: Do you love her back?

You: no

Stranger: Lmao

  Braintree said:

Does it rain bullets?

 

Does it rain bullets in a cafe?

Only when the Afghani freeway is backed up and nearly flooded.

Stranger: hi

You: this sucks

Stranger: horny?

You: sure why not

Stranger: m/f?

You: f

You: u?

Stranger: m

You: cool

Stranger: good

You: yeah

You: are you hard

Stranger: ya

You: nice

You: my balls stink real bad

You: oops

You: i mean

You: my pussyflaps

You: they reek

You: of ladypiss

Stranger: tranny?

You: what?

You: you are?

Stranger: no are you?

You: no my balls stink from sitting in pissy toilet floor

You: i mean

You: my pussy does

Stranger: are you a guy

You: no. i just sometimes call my pussy "my balls"

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  On 4/3/2009 at 12:55 AM, Rightsidedrive said:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you have 7 day's

Stranger: or 6 days

You: you have 3 hours

You: haha

Stranger: o my god

You: indeed, tis I

You: you have been very bad as of late.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle, lol. the last time i did that, i only said dialogue from the merchant in resident evil 4

and of course i am a dork, so i still have it saved

You: over here....stranger

Stranger: don't talk to strangers

You: got something that might interest ya! hehehe

Stranger: which is?

You: what are ya buyin'?

Stranger: dunno

You: is that all, stranger?

Stranger: nope actually

You: what are ya sellin'?

Stranger: life

You: AH, i'll buy it at a high price!

You: i see you have an eye for things! gun's not just about shootin', it's about reloadin! you'll know what i'm talkin about!

Stranger: i know

You: stranger, STRANGER! now that's a weapon!

Stranger: look

Stranger: i don't wanna use power

Stranger: so calm down

You: what you need that for mate? goin' huntin' an elephant?

Stranger: i don't hunt

You: a choice of an avid gun collecter!, it's a nice gun stranger!

You: is that all stranger?

Stranger: nope

You: what are ya buyin'?

Stranger: you say

You: WELCOME!

Stranger: thanks

You: HEHEHE, thank you

Stranger: you're a cool one

You: come back anytime

disconnected

  On 10/5/2009 at 9:27 PM, LUDD said:

Stranger: hi

You: this sucks

Stranger: horny?

You: sure why not

Stranger: m/f?

You: f

You: u?

Stranger: m

You: cool

Stranger: good

You: yeah

You: are you hard

Stranger: ya

You: nice

You: my balls stink real bad

You: oops

You: i mean

You: my pussyflaps

You: they reek

You: of ladypiss

Stranger: tranny?

You: what?

You: you are?

Stranger: no are you?

You: no my balls stink from sitting in pissy toilet floor

You: i mean

You: my pussy does

Stranger: are you a guy

You: no. i just sometimes call my pussy "my balls"

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i miss tony danza's amazing love life