jelqing at work

i've been really disciplined about jelqing at work lately and i feel like i'm really starting to see some results. a lot of people say that it's bullshit, but i swear it's starting to work. my boss noticed during a meeting the other day.

i would do it at home, but most of my waking hours are spent in the office. so i don't really have a choice. anybody else do any jelqing at work? i'd be interested to hear about your results.

my boss caught me wanking and when i told him i was just jelqin' he gave me the finger-gun so we're cool i think

it's so cool that your boss is progressive about jelqing. a lot of people misinterpret it. but it's not inappropriate at all. i would finger gun anybody who was doing some serious jelqing in my office.

i heard they been cracking down in R&D dpt at mine lately so i've been keeping it on the DL, lunchbreaks mostly

edit: nvm. thought you guys were talking about, you know, when you fail to return a borrowed IWTT during linear breaks or, like, really long periods of time like a vacation

I first started jelqing with my father when I was about 8 years old. I have a paternal relationship with my boss at work so it felt very natural when we first started jelqing together. Although I don't have any plans for kids myself, I hope one day to be able to pass this intimate knowledge on in the form of an entirely appropriate and resolutely heterosexual relationship with a much younger man. It's all in the twist.

The Wikipedia article on Jelqing is a laff riot:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

just lose weight to make your penis look bigger

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Clamping is a technique that uses a constricting device, such as a shoe string, cable clamp, or a tight cock ring. The clamp is firmly tied, clamped, or put, respectively, on the base of the erect penis while "edgeing" (extended masturbation) with a firmly erect penis. Extreme caution should be used to prevent permanent damage to the tissue. Use of a metal cock ring is not advised because trapped blood engorging the penis can make it impossible to remove.

Scariest shit ever.

  Yegg said:

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Clamping is a technique that uses a constricting device, such as a shoe string, cable clamp, or a tight cock ring. The clamp is firmly tied, clamped, or put, respectively, on the base of the erect penis while "edgeing" (extended masturbation) with a firmly erect penis. Extreme caution should be used to prevent permanent damage to the tissue. Use of a metal cock ring is not advised because trapped blood engorging the penis can make it impossible to remove.

 

Scariest shit ever.

stupidest shit ever.

you've got to be right dickhead to do this

I just use Extenze

  Joyrex said:

The Wikipedia article on Jelqing is a laff riot:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

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In August 2006, Oklahoma district court judge Donald Thompson was sentenced to four years in prison for exposing himself and using a penis pump while presiding over various court cases, including several murder cases.

lol

  Pennywise said:

stupidest shit ever.

 

you've got to be right dickhead to do this

Just get the right size.  Try a few on first.  Ask your girlfriend how it looks.  Then ask your wife.

  Yegg said:

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Clamping is a technique that uses a constricting device, such as a shoe string, cable clamp, or a tight cock ring. The clamp is firmly tied, clamped, or put, respectively, on the base of the erect penis while "edgeing" (extended masturbation) with a firmly erect penis. Extreme caution should be used to prevent permanent damage to the tissue. Use of a metal cock ring is not advised because trapped blood engorging the penis can make it impossible to remove.

 

Scariest shit ever.

haha, i was just going to post that quote here.