sketchy as fuck spider in my bathroom

CAST THOU INTO A WATERY GRAVE VILE CHELICERATE ARTHROPOD

didn't know whether to go with the nominative or objective there. either way, a sketchy fucking spider.

probably dysdera crocata. which sounds cooler than 'woodlouse spider'.

Dude you should eat it and see what happens

you could put a sign next to it, like tony danza

i'd totally mutant into spiderman, except my only ability is to gain sustenance from woodlice and have a bulbous yellow arse. a bit like joyrex.

lol

IDM

That spider has seen you naked.

spiderman spiderman friendly neighborhood spiderman

  Atop said:

IDM

I just stole your signature bro.

- Akkad the Orphic Priest

Hmmmmm.....

i have loads of them in my garden under a pile of bricks, they are little angry bastards

  Atop said:

Hmmmmm.....

Deal w/ it nerd

- Akkad the Orphic Priest

You used to be funny....

At least Surrealist convinced me of this...

You are no longer funny....

Deal with it...

That's what you get for trusting a Scotsman.

- Akkad the Orphic Priest

Did Kaen take over your account?

Kaen's under my desk earning money.

- Akkad the Orphic Priest

oi, whats that supposed to mean

"bursts through concrete"

ow

i think snakes scare me more than spiders. i havent seen any massive fucking spiders though. this dude chuck had a snake in his plane one time and it totally freaked me out

  JohnTqs said:

this dude chuck had a snake in his plane one time and it totally freaked me out

*insert meme here*

My spider, Jericho, sucked the blood out of an insect in its tiny web, then died.

louse tongue is the scariest. he eats your tongue then latches onto what remains of it and pretends to be your tongue for ever. fortunately no further harm is caused to you (the host) and with what remains of the stump of your tongue, you can operate the little feller in the same way you would your tongue.

he would be the most terrible person on earth if he didnt have such a cheeky little face.

ed and emily have just got a 'spider be gone plug' it sends out electromagnetic & ultrasonic waves that get rid of spiders.

its hilarious to see the perfectly lovely emily turn into a psycopathic killer as soon as theres an 8-legged creature anywhere near her.

thye both have arachnophobia. she was crying and shaking the other day because of a suspected spider attack (or 'hellish demons' as she likes to call them) because it was only ed in the house with her and he cant go near them.

it did actually make a spider in my room go spastic, making it turn into the foetal position they really think will confuse enemies, while on a sliver of webbing, then it scarpered.

edit* oh and ludd, i just cant look at the tongue-copier-crab without imagining what kinda head that fish would give.

yeah ed and emily are so silly. i love them though, especially ed - he's such a joker.