How good are your fingers?

I'm a great fingerer apparently. I made my last gf orgasm in a few minutes. I think I'm better with my fingers than my dick, probably because i have more control over my fingers.

I made a girl cum from just sticking it in.

Was quite swell.

i can play guitar pretty well

i made a girl cum with my intimate knowledge of idm

i lost both hands in 'nam. thanks for the painful reminder.

I can really dig out those boogers...the ones that get dried up and nestled way up in your sinuses. They come out like a little crusty canoe with a half-inch tail of snot hooked onto em.

  catsonearth said:

i lost both hands in 'nam. thanks for the painful reminder.

how good are your stumps?

my dog enjoys them readily

  Caustic said:

  catsonearth said:

i lost both hands in 'nam. thanks for the painful reminder.

how good are your stumps?

Yea? I mean surely they are just like, super smooth, large, rock hard, round cocks? Perfect Right?

  abusivegeorge said:

  Caustic said:

  catsonearth said:

i lost both hands in 'nam. thanks for the painful reminder.

how good are your stumps?

 

Yea? I mean surely they are just like, super smooth, large, rock hard, round cocks? Perfect Right?

i lost both my stumps in iraq. why don't you just give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice all over it, huh?

yea the fingers seem to do the job. it just turns to pain when i use my penis

heh @ catsonearth

this is funny

  catsonearth said:

  abusivegeorge said:

  Caustic said:

  catsonearth said:

i lost both hands in 'nam. thanks for the painful reminder.

how good are your stumps?

 

Yea? I mean surely they are just like, super smooth, large, rock hard, round cocks? Perfect Right?

 

i lost both my stumps in iraq. why don't you just give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice all over it, huh?

HOW GOOD ARE YOUR SUB-STUMPS THEN.

you need to keep out of those wars, man.

*checks*

well, they're still finging at the very least.

my tongue is better at this task but i can't do up my fly with it

  Dragon said:

manky

don't be posting that shit

NSFW

or this shit:

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  Dragon said:

how does this happen?

or is it a viral playstation ad?

my fingers fucking rule

shoops

  kaini said:

don't be posting that shit

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NSFW

or this shit:

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

YOU SON OF A BITCH I KNEW WHAT IT WAS BUT NO IT"S A SPOILER I HAD TO CLICK IT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

WARN HIM NOW

  essines said:

YOU SON OF A BITCH I KNEW WHAT IT WAS BUT NO IT"S A SPOILER

TWO spoilers, you stupid canadian motherfucker

I HAD TO THOUGH AND ITS YOUR FAULT FUCK

why did i fucking click it, knowing full well what it was? what the fuck

*queefs*

  zaphod said:

i made a girl cum with my intimate knowledge of idm

lol