Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 I wank with my hands all the time, I'm a pretty simple wanker really, I just place my hand on my shaft and move up and down in a medium strength/speed motion, I dont pull my forskin back as I'm not circumsized and can't be asked with using all the messy lube all the time. This is usually because I don't prepare a wank, the feeling just comes and i whack out and crack on, without having the hassle of needing or applying any of the readies. It usually only takes me a few minutes unless I'm on a browsing frenzy and sometimes I will watch different clips as a montage over a period of maybe an hour and a half teasing myself to climax. So I'm a pretty average wanker, what about you gays? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 I can wank using only the power of my mind *tele-wanks* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 i lost my hands in the spanish civil war Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 i lost my arms in 'nam and was forced to pleasure myself with my mouth Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 I wank with your hands. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 is this what iain c meant by "attempting to seem laddish"? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 i wank with my girlfriend's vagina Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide pylonbitch's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 I use my horse.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I use my house.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 loganfive said: i wank with my girlfriend's vagina when she's asleep i try to do it all gentle. like, so as not to wake her up. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide pylonbitch's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 RAPEFLIP Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 it takes me like 45-50 seconds to wank with my hands. therefore to enjoy it more i throw on a pair of tight fitting jeans and watch home shopping network until eventually i will have seen enough flesh to give me a tight jeans boner, and then i run up and down the stairs until the friction causes me to bleed. and then that's it. i've wanked. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003257 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 damn man, now you look really bad.... you do this style of wank after a good wine binge eh? I think you might need staples... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003260 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 beneboi said: is this what iain c meant by "attempting to seem laddish"? No, this is just common-or-garden WATMM toilet humour. Attempting to seem laddish is pretending that there are so many women falling over themselves to fuck you that you can pick and sort them based on how fat they may or may not be, judged by their profile photo. Incidentallly, I had like two wanks in an hour today. Good hangover cure. I love having a little burst of headache during a wank, it's interesting to contrast the pleasure and the pain. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 i havent wanked today but i did a big shit at work and then i wiped but the paper just came back clean, it was a fully clean break, and I thought of watmm Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Iain C said: beneboi said: is this what iain c meant by "attempting to seem laddish"? No, this is just common-or-garden WATMM toilet humour. Attempting to seem laddish is pretending that there are so many women falling over themselves to fuck you that you can pick and sort them based on how fat they may or may not be, judged by their profile photo. aha, and now i know there have just been several threads like this, like the lol alzado pussy thread, that really just make me shake my head. it just seems like a really pathetic attempt at the type of humor that at one time was prevalent (and sometimes actually funny) here. sorry george Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 wow you sure complain a lot Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 he does complain a lot. bene needs a hate wank wank...the hate....out... also, has anyone here ever had loose stools AND had a clean break? i think I may have broken the universe. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 It wasn't my attempt at humour at all mate, no need to apologise, it was genuinely on my mind at the time and just felt like sharing! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Iain C said: I love having a little burst of headache during a wank, it's interesting to contrast the pleasure and the pain. Hmmmmm.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 (edited) sorry guys, post things that don't suck and i won't complain Edited April 6, 2009 by beneboi Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 *hate wanks* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 *wanks hate* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 beneboi said: sorry guys, post things that don't suck and i won't complain This is an opinion, and I hope you've read my above reply, I think it was pretty fair, no offence taken and I don't think there was any meant. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 abusivegeorge said: beneboi said: sorry guys, post things that don't suck and i won't complain This is an opinion, and I hope you've read my above reply, I think it was pretty fair, no offence taken and I don't think there was any hatewank. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44378-do-you-wank-with-your-hands/#findComment-1003296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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