Do you wank with your hands??

I wank with my hands all the time, I'm a pretty simple wanker really, I just place my hand on my shaft and move up and down in a medium strength/speed motion, I dont pull my forskin back as I'm not circumsized and can't be asked with using all the messy lube all the time. This is usually because I don't prepare a wank, the feeling just comes and i whack out and crack on, without having the hassle of needing or applying any of the readies. It usually only takes me a few minutes unless I'm on a browsing frenzy and sometimes I will watch different clips as a montage over a period of maybe an hour and a half teasing myself to climax. So I'm a pretty average wanker, what about you gays?

I can wank using only the power of my mind

*tele-wanks*

i lost my hands in the spanish civil war

i lost my arms in 'nam and was forced to pleasure myself with my mouth

I wank with your hands.

is this what iain c meant by "attempting to seem laddish"?

i wank with my girlfriend's vagina

I use my horse....

I use my house....

  loganfive said:

i wank with my girlfriend's vagina

when she's asleep i try to do it all gentle. like, so as not to wake her up.

RAPEFLIP

it takes me like 45-50 seconds to wank with my hands. therefore to enjoy it more i throw on a pair of tight fitting jeans and watch home shopping network until eventually i will have seen enough flesh to give me a tight jeans boner, and then i run up and down the stairs until the friction causes me to bleed. and then that's it. i've wanked.

damn man, now you look really bad....

you do this style of wank after a good wine binge eh?

I think you might need staples...

  beneboi said:

is this what iain c meant by "attempting to seem laddish"?

No, this is just common-or-garden WATMM toilet humour. Attempting to seem laddish is pretending that there are so many women falling over themselves to fuck you that you can pick and sort them based on how fat they may or may not be, judged by their profile photo.

Incidentallly, I had like two wanks in an hour today. Good hangover cure. I love having a little burst of headache during a wank, it's interesting to contrast the pleasure and the pain.

i havent wanked today but i did a big shit at work and then i wiped but the paper just came back clean, it was a fully clean break, and I thought of watmm

  Iain C said:

  beneboi said:

is this what iain c meant by "attempting to seem laddish"?

 

No, this is just common-or-garden WATMM toilet humour. Attempting to seem laddish is pretending that there are so many women falling over themselves to fuck you that you can pick and sort them based on how fat they may or may not be, judged by their profile photo.

 

aha, and now i know

there have just been several threads like this, like the lol alzado pussy thread, that really just make me shake my head. it just seems like a really pathetic attempt at the type of humor that at one time was prevalent (and sometimes actually funny) here.

sorry george

wow you sure complain a lot

he does complain a lot.

bene needs a hate wank

wank...the hate....out...

also, has anyone here ever had loose stools AND had a clean break?

i think I may have broken the universe.

It wasn't my attempt at humour at all mate, no need to apologise, it was genuinely on my mind at the time and just felt like sharing!

  Iain C said:

I love having a little burst of headache during a wank, it's interesting to contrast the pleasure and the pain.

Hmmmmm....

sorry guys, post things that don't suck and i won't complain

*hate wanks*

*wanks hate*

  beneboi said:

sorry guys, post things that don't suck and i won't complain

This is an opinion, and I hope you've read my above reply, I think it was pretty fair, no offence taken and I don't think there was any meant.

  abusivegeorge said:

  beneboi said:

sorry guys, post things that don't suck and i won't complain

 

This is an opinion, and I hope you've read my above reply, I think it was pretty fair, no offence taken and I don't think there was any hatewank.