Fuck, Marry, Kill

Ok guys, it's about time for the annual Watmm FMK Dialogue.

In case you aren't familiar with the time honored tradition of Fuck, Marry, Kill, I have provided an excerpt from Wikipedia.

  Quote

Fuck, Marry, Kill (sometimes abbreviated FMK) is a forced choice game in which the player(s) are asked to assign a given group of three people into which ones they would like to have sex with, wed or murder respectively, and to explain why. The group most often consists of objects of the players' sexual interest.

Obviously the group is expanded to include all members of the forum. Do you want to sweetly caress Joyrex's nipples or do you want to cut them off in a blind murderous rage?

Can I fuck Joyrex's severed nipples?

I don't see why not.

fuck: Yegg

marry: Mimi

kill: weed

Fuck: Velazquez

Marry: Spore

Kill: Beneboi

fuck : alzado

marry : fred

kill : boc subforum

fuck: abusivegeorge

marry: chax

kill: weed

JO on essines' chest while he's asleep

fuck: kaini

marry: abusivegeorge

kill: thehauntingsoul (or boris)

fuck: hahathhat

marry: Fred McGriff

kill: MajaIloveyou & Calx Sherbet

f: me

m: me

k: me

  jefferoo said:

f: me

m: me

k: me

in that order.

Fuck: Chloe S

Marry: Chloe S

Kill: Steph

  abusivegeorge said:

Fuck: Chloe S

Marry: Chloe S

Kill: Steph

Are all your posts gonna be like this, now?

lol, no

Shit, nig. I had your postcount beat for a total of 1 day. :|

You did man, you did, treasure that day.

Letsee

F: essines

M: zaphod/adjective/xxx/lumpenrol

K: Z_B_Z

this is too personal and intrusive for me to post the answers truthfully.

  IRARI said:

fuck: Yegg

marry: Mimi

kill: weed

i like this one, but i haven't seen enough mimi posts to commit to marriage

who is chloe s? chloe sevigny?

f: yegg / alzado

m: tauboo / fred

k: weed

Yes its Chloe Sevigny

  Adjective said:

  IRARI said:

fuck: Yegg

marry: Mimi

kill: weed

i like this one, but i haven't seen enough mimi posts to commit to marriage

 

who is chloe s? chloe sevigny?

 

f: yegg / alzado

m: tauboo / fred

k: weed

i was seriously considering tauboo for marriage, but fred pipped him at the post

(is that a saying?)

None of you are fuckable. Gary and I would marry Yegg, if she'd be up for sharing. I'll kill the rest of you, except Chax, who can be our best man.

i'd like to get pipped by either in the post

they can fix my burger anytime

f: weed

m: rook

k: chogg (or clitterhouse)

cuddle : petr