Joyrex Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/apr/05/football-fart I would have loved to been on the pitch when that happened! Thing is, how in the world could the ref hear it? Football matches are rarely quiet affairs, so it must have been quite a shortsflutterer to garner the ref's attention to the point of issuing a card. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44470-footballer-given-yellow-card-for-farting/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 When I read the article I thought Chorlton Villa was the players name. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44470-footballer-given-yellow-card-for-farting/#findComment-1006032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44470-footballer-given-yellow-card-for-farting/#findComment-1006078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 beneboi said: When I read the article I thought Chorlton Villa was the players name. me too Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44470-footballer-given-yellow-card-for-farting/#findComment-1006140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 tauboo said: beneboi said: When I read the article I thought Chorlton Villa was the players name. me too It wasn't!? Geez, I was getting a bigger lol out of a guy named Chorlton farting. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44470-footballer-given-yellow-card-for-farting/#findComment-1006144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 chorlton lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44470-footballer-given-yellow-card-for-farting/#findComment-1006220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 xxx said: I would get forensic on their ass. How can you demonstrate the fart came from me? Did anyone other than the penalizing ref hear or smell it? Is it possible this ref has something against the player. In other words, he needs to hire this guy: I bet the guy was ready to take his pk, and then someone in the wall suddenly leaned to the left and erupted with a thunderous ripple of stale air being passed between tensed buttocks, and the rest of the guys in the wall quickly disbanded, laughing their arses off, thus garnering the ref's attention and admonishment. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44470-footballer-given-yellow-card-for-farting/#findComment-1006221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 like a trumpet solo played by an elephants trunk. also the elephant is farting. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44470-footballer-given-yellow-card-for-farting/#findComment-1006224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 essines said: like a trumpet solo played by an elephants trunk. also the elephant is farting. Or an elephant playing a trumpet with his arse by farting into it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44470-footballer-given-yellow-card-for-farting/#findComment-1006228 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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