Footballer Given Yellow Card For Farting

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/apr/05/football-fart

I would have loved to been on the pitch when that happened! Thing is, how in the world could the ref hear it? Football matches are rarely quiet affairs, so it must have been quite a shortsflutterer to garner the ref's attention to the point of issuing a card.

When I read the article I thought Chorlton Villa was the players name.

  beneboi said:

When I read the article I thought Chorlton Villa was the players name.

me too

  tauboo said:

  beneboi said:

When I read the article I thought Chorlton Villa was the players name.

me too

It wasn't!? Geez, I was getting a bigger lol out of a guy named Chorlton farting.

chorlton

lol

  xxx said:

I would get forensic on their ass. How can you demonstrate the fart came from me? Did anyone other than the penalizing ref hear or smell it? Is it possible this ref has something against the player.

 

In other words, he needs to hire this guy:

I bet the guy was ready to take his pk, and then someone in the wall suddenly leaned to the left and erupted with a thunderous ripple of stale air being passed between tensed buttocks, and the rest of the guys in the wall quickly disbanded, laughing their arses off, thus garnering the ref's attention and admonishment.

like a trumpet solo played by an elephants trunk. also the elephant is farting.

  essines said:

like a trumpet solo played by an elephants trunk. also the elephant is farting.

Or an elephant playing a trumpet with his arse by farting into it