1 bottle of wine

omg i drank 1 bottle of wine lastnight/this morning. i cant figure out why for the life of me, but holy shit i feel horrible. 1 bottle of wine used to be like juice to me. ahhhhhaahahahaha

what do i do????????? i heard someone say something about bacon sandwiches a day or two ago? i have no bacon! right now im just vomiting, laying down in the shower for an hour, and now im going to lay down and sip ice water with ice

help!

Advil....

was it cheap red?

it was

*pops ibuprofen*

well there you go

Sick on one bottle of wine? Man stay away from that shit! I take it you can consume much larger amounts in other alcoholic forms?

ya totally. 2 nights ago i downed a mickey of crown royal, barely felt drunk, and woke up the next morning feeling fine. i cant do this math

what's a mickey?

is that some canadian rhyming slang?

mickey lol

lol

that ice water with ice'll sort you right out

mickey is 12 oz ish

fred..show the rookie how its done.

You need two cheese pizzas, degreased with paper towels. Trouble is that would require working up to a motivation factor of 7, and with that much red wine in your system it may be difficult.

you need bacon sndwiches, see thread.

a mickey is half a two six, so about 13 ounces (two-six is named for its volume of 26 ounces). about 375ml.