greyhound stole my weed pipe

so i was coming home from a trip a few days ago, and in all of my rushing, i just threw a grocery bag containing my glass pipe, and my grinder, totally about $50, into the front pocket of my backpack. well in amidst the rushing, i just headed into gate #8 without thinking, and was 1 second from boarding the bus, and heres this fucking security guard out of nowhere, and he wants to check my bag. i was like shit - pipe!

"am i gonna find anything in here"?

"no just a couple books, some headphones, bottle of water"

"anything alcohol in that bottle"

"naw"

*closes big pouch and unzips front pocket*

and theres my fucking pipe, bulging out of the pocket, wrapped up in a black grocery bag. he picks it up

"oh thats just my pipe"

"you got any green in here"?

"naw"

he brings the pipe out of the bag, and just looks at it, with fucking people around everywhere. i was like dude!

"i cant let you on the bus with this, im gonna have to confiscate it"

"awwww, what"?

"yeah, sorry"

im kind of speechless

"do you guys have little boxes where you keep stuff and i could pick it up later"?

"no we just throw it out"

i fucking sigh and just look at the dude. he knew how much of a douche he was, but the man had to do his job, and take that shit away from me, even though it isnt a weapon, it just drug paraphernalia, i suppose i could have smashed the pipe on a seat and used it as a weapon, and the fucker didnt even open up my water bottle to see if there was alcohol inside

"can i at least grab something out it"?

"what do you want"

"just that little metal thing in there"

*picks it up*

"a grinder"?

he knew the lingo

"yeah"

"hhhhhvvvvvv, sorry i have to take this too"

at this point im sure he felt 2 feet tall. i let the bastard take it and i board the bus and start trippin out that he was gonna call the cops or something. anyway, the bus driver got on the bus and we drove home, without my pipe. its gone forever. now i have to spend $30 for a new one, and probably another fucking $20 for a grinder

the worst of it is i have been smoking weed like a maniac for the last 2 weeks, and now im out, and now theres no pipe to scrape, and ive got no money, and im going through fucking nasty emotional and physical withdrawals. its horrible. im trying to medicate myself with alcohol but its just not doing it

turns out the stabbing last year has actually now effected me in a real way, and i had to do was stick that fucking pipe in a little sleeve in the backpack and he wouldnt have see it

im wondering if they can even do that! ok a knife i can see, but drug paraphernalia? do they have any authority over my possession of it? i might call a greyhound office and get to the bottom of all of this. maybe not

beatfanatic, ive got a little cash, hook a brotha up with a gram or two. lol. im serious!

i was traveling across the province

i dont own a car

I'm so hopeful for my generation.

You should have smashed that pipe in his face and stabbed him up. Thats the way real men grind.

grow up

Sorry man.

  ET said:

grow up

He did.

He quit drinking and smoking weed.

  autopilot said:

  ET said:

grow up

 

He did.

 

He quit drinking and smoking weed.

fuck yes!! well said

Oh shit lol.

ET is a kool dude, i think he's only messing :).

Thanks though :).

.

dude he did what he had to do, don't hate on him. should have just stored it better.

where were to heading to/from?

Hi Steph!

you had the option of just canceling your ticket and getting a refund, get your shit and leave and get another ticket

You should've said "no I'll give it to the person that gave me a ride here" then walked out the front of the place and keestered it.

p.s. you're emotionally and physically withdrawing after smoking weed in a big way for two weeks through a pipe? gross! pipes are gross

  ET said:

the worst of it is i have been smoking weed like a maniac for the last 2 weeks, and now im out, and now theres no pipe to scrape, and ive got no money, and im going through fucking nasty emotional and physical withdrawals. its horrible. im trying to medicate myself with alcohol but its just not doing it

try breathing exercises to get over the withdrawls

pranayama

what would theocide do?

Not leave the house.

stokre his thinning greasy assed hair that was absolute shit and horrible to look at.

dude, emotional and physical weed withdrawals? umm.

sucks about your pipe and grinder though. i bet he pocketed it, he knew the lingo!

  autopilot said:

  ET said:

grow up

 

He did.

 

He quit drinking and smoking weed.

Fucking lol.

When I caught a Greyhound in the US there were dudes smoking weed ON THE BUS. Not kidding.

  ET said:

beatfanatic, ive got a little cash, hook a brotha up with a gram or two. lol. im serious!

I dont smoke , sorry ET

  Chloe S said:

 

fuck yes!! well said

so your pipe wasn't stolen by a dog?

this is a waste of my time

who?