Guest Helper ET Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 so i was coming home from a trip a few days ago, and in all of my rushing, i just threw a grocery bag containing my glass pipe, and my grinder, totally about $50, into the front pocket of my backpack. well in amidst the rushing, i just headed into gate #8 without thinking, and was 1 second from boarding the bus, and heres this fucking security guard out of nowhere, and he wants to check my bag. i was like shit - pipe! "am i gonna find anything in here"? "no just a couple books, some headphones, bottle of water" "anything alcohol in that bottle" "naw" *closes big pouch and unzips front pocket* and theres my fucking pipe, bulging out of the pocket, wrapped up in a black grocery bag. he picks it up "oh thats just my pipe" "you got any green in here"? "naw" he brings the pipe out of the bag, and just looks at it, with fucking people around everywhere. i was like dude! "i cant let you on the bus with this, im gonna have to confiscate it" "awwww, what"? "yeah, sorry" im kind of speechless "do you guys have little boxes where you keep stuff and i could pick it up later"? "no we just throw it out" i fucking sigh and just look at the dude. he knew how much of a douche he was, but the man had to do his job, and take that shit away from me, even though it isnt a weapon, it just drug paraphernalia, i suppose i could have smashed the pipe on a seat and used it as a weapon, and the fucker didnt even open up my water bottle to see if there was alcohol inside "can i at least grab something out it"? "what do you want" "just that little metal thing in there" *picks it up* "a grinder"? he knew the lingo "yeah" "hhhhhvvvvvv, sorry i have to take this too" at this point im sure he felt 2 feet tall. i let the bastard take it and i board the bus and start trippin out that he was gonna call the cops or something. anyway, the bus driver got on the bus and we drove home, without my pipe. its gone forever. now i have to spend $30 for a new one, and probably another fucking $20 for a grinder the worst of it is i have been smoking weed like a maniac for the last 2 weeks, and now im out, and now theres no pipe to scrape, and ive got no money, and im going through fucking nasty emotional and physical withdrawals. its horrible. im trying to medicate myself with alcohol but its just not doing it turns out the stabbing last year has actually now effected me in a real way, and i had to do was stick that fucking pipe in a little sleeve in the backpack and he wouldnt have see it im wondering if they can even do that! ok a knife i can see, but drug paraphernalia? do they have any authority over my possession of it? i might call a greyhound office and get to the bottom of all of this. maybe not beatfanatic, ive got a little cash, hook a brotha up with a gram or two. lol. im serious! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 i was traveling across the province i dont own a car Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 I'm so hopeful for my generation. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 You should have smashed that pipe in his face and stabbed him up. Thats the way real men grind. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 grow up Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Sorry man. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 ET said: grow up He did. He quit drinking and smoking weed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chloe S Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 autopilot said: ET said: grow up He did. He quit drinking and smoking weed. fuck yes!! well said Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) Oh shit lol. ET is a kool dude, i think he's only messing :). Thanks though :). Edited April 10, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008060 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) . Edited April 10, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 dude he did what he had to do, don't hate on him. should have just stored it better. where were to heading to/from? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008065 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Hi Steph! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 you had the option of just canceling your ticket and getting a refund, get your shit and leave and get another ticket Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 You should've said "no I'll give it to the person that gave me a ride here" then walked out the front of the place and keestered it. p.s. you're emotionally and physically withdrawing after smoking weed in a big way for two weeks through a pipe? gross! pipes are gross Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 ET said: the worst of it is i have been smoking weed like a maniac for the last 2 weeks, and now im out, and now theres no pipe to scrape, and ive got no money, and im going through fucking nasty emotional and physical withdrawals. its horrible. im trying to medicate myself with alcohol but its just not doing it try breathing exercises to get over the withdrawls pranayama Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goonstock's signature Hide all signatures (Bob Wilson) Sorry... you created that reality tunnel, you can find your way out... You built the Trap... you know the design better than anyone... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 what would theocide do? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide producer snafu's signature Hide all signatures i Luh Clouds! https://linktr.ee/producer_snafu http://www.last.fm/user/producersnafu -=<()>=- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Not leave the house. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 stokre his thinning greasy assed hair that was absolute shit and horrible to look at. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 dude, emotional and physical weed withdrawals? umm. sucks about your pipe and grinder though. i bet he pocketed it, he knew the lingo! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chogg Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 autopilot said: ET said: grow up He did. He quit drinking and smoking weed. Fucking lol. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 When I caught a Greyhound in the US there were dudes smoking weed ON THE BUS. Not kidding. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 ET said: beatfanatic, ive got a little cash, hook a brotha up with a gram or two. lol. im serious! I dont smoke , sorry ET Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008178 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) Chloe S said: fuck yes!! well said Edited April 10, 2009 by Awepittance Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 so your pipe wasn't stolen by a dog? this is a waste of my time Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008517 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 who? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44534-greyhound-stole-my-weed-pipe/#findComment-1008540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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