my hair stylist....

complete the sentence for lols.

my hair stylist...

my hair stylists boobs feel nice on my back

edit: penis i mean

my hair stylist likes it in the butt

edit: salon i mean

My hair stylist is dead. I killed her.

by the way i meant penis rather than tits, not penis rather than back. but his tits feel nice on my penis too.

is my dad, my mum and my auntie, all proffesionally

for truths

... is a puff

this is amazing.

i'm a proud man.

... uses semen for super hold. Babies grow on my head.

is a gay.

... was well good but the bloody place got shut down. Stupid credit crunch.....

loves pussy and cocaine.

i need a new one me thinks..

  mcbpete said:

my hair stylist sucks cock for crack cocaine now

mended

  Chloe S said:

loves pussy and cocaine.

 

i need a new one me thinks..

strange

was Japanese and went to beauty school

i've had my hair cut by the same beautiful woman and her mother since i was a baby. she's since had a kid and is every bit as gorgeous.. "Dawn"

  mrcopyandpaste said:

is my dad, my mum and my auntie, all proffesionally

 

 

for truths

me too

lets be hair stylists family buddies

  keltoi said:

my hair stylist...

... is an anagram for try a slimy shit

. . . is Scottish?

hair stylist?

  Joyrex said:

I got a haircut at a place (sadly, now closed) called "Executive Cuts" which was a topless hair salon for men. Fucking amazing experience, having your hair cut (rather well, I must add) by a hot chick that constantly dangles her funbags in your face and gives you a shoulder massage afterwards, with aforementioned boobs rubbing in your face while on your lap in the chair. Best 60 bucks I ever spent.

 

This was 2002 though.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best new business idea ever.

  Joyrex said:

I got a haircut at a place (sadly, now closed) called "Executive Cuts" which was a topless hair salon for men. Fucking amazing experience, having your hair cut (rather well, I must add) by a hot chick that constantly dangles her funbags in your face and gives you a shoulder massage afterwards, with aforementioned boobs rubbing in your face while on your lap in the chair. Best 60 bucks I ever spent.

 

This was 2002 though.

that. sounds. incredible!

my hair stylist... doesn't exist because i'm heterosexual

... is me and you can tell at the moment

giggles when i call her hair "kinky"

  Deep Fried Everything said:

  Joyrex said:

I got a haircut at a place (sadly, now closed) called "Executive Cuts" which was a topless hair salon for men. Fucking amazing experience, having your hair cut (rather well, I must add) by a hot chick that constantly dangles her funbags in your face and gives you a shoulder massage afterwards, with aforementioned boobs rubbing in your face while on your lap in the chair. Best 60 bucks I ever spent.

 

This was 2002 though.

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

best new business idea ever.

Americans don't enjoy subtlety huh

...is me and cuts my hair for free