Pooping on Someone's Face

i'll start:

Pro: makes you feel like a king

Con: difficult to squat over someones face with pants down

Pro: hilarious plop noise

Con: vulnerable to being punched in the balls

Pro: satisfying way to treat a woman

Con: may strain your relationship with your mom

Pro: entitles you to label of "performance artist"

Con: some may say your work stinks

Pro: Like a hot towel at the barbershop

Con: Doesn't come off cleanly and refreshing like at the barbershop

depending on where you are in the equation

pro: the suspense

con: the suspense

lol

  LOL Alzado said:

lol

  Drahken said:

  LOL Alzado said:

lol

Pro: lol

Con: lol

the lol, the lol, and the general lol of the lol.

  LOL Alzado said:

i'll start:

 

Pro: makes you feel like a king

Con: difficult to squat over someones face with pants down

 

 

Pro: hilarious plop noise

Con: vulnerable to being punched in the balls

 

 

Pro: satisfying way to treat a woman

Con: may strain your relationship with your mom

 

 

Pro: entitles you to label of "performance artist"

Con: some may say your work stinks

Rebuttal:

Con 1: Not when they are lying under a chair with a hole in the seat.

Con 2: Not when their hands are chained to the floor.

Con 3: Not if she's giggling behind the video camera.

Con 4: Not if they have a ball gag in their mouth.

not funny

  LOL Alzado said:

not funny

Voice of experience, not comedy.

eewww!

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  LOL Alzado said:

Proposed Rule Addendum #462:

 

Forthwith, all newly created topics posted on the forum commonly known as watmm and located at URL http://forum.watmm.com must be accompanied by an appropriate Post Icon reasonably related to the subject matter of the topic as determined by the original poster for the purpose of alerting readers of said topic as to whether they are expected to laugh at (), feel happy about (), be angered by (), be shocked at (), be repulsed by (), or be in love with () the contents posted therein.

 

Any poster failing to the comply with the requirements of this Paragraph, as determined by moderators, site administrators or COB shall be subject to unequal treatment depending on said poster's popularity among the other members of the board.

Yeah, good luck on getting that one through the Committee - Oh, wait - you're sucking off the Appropriations Committee Chairman, aren't you?

Damn you Alzado and your magical lips!

  Joyrex said:

Yeah, good luck on getting that one through the Committee - Oh, wait - you're sucking off the Appropriations Committee Chairman, aren't you?

 

Damn you Alzado and your magical lips!

i can only see con's im afraid!!

I'm going to do my first experiment on this tomorrow.

  abusivegeorge said:

I'm going to do my first experiment on this tomorrow.

like fuck you are!!!!

lolololol

There are no cons!  And if there are, there's a way to make them pros.

pros: something to high five about with the dudes later

cons: getting declined high fives with the dudes later

  Chloe S said:

  abusivegeorge said:

I'm going to do my first experiment on this tomorrow.

 

 

like fuck you are!!!!

i'm beginning to see the hilarious possibilities in this new dynamic on watmm.

still waiting for yegg to fill this thread up with gifs though :embrassed:

  goffer said:

pros: something to high five about with the dudes later

 

cons: getting declined high fives with the dudes later

Rebuttal:

The dudes that decline are gay, therefore contagious and thoughtful of your health.

y0, 1 to 36. please stop reverse pooping my thread. you are not funny. i repeat, not funny.

  LOL Alzado said:

y0, 1 to 36. please stop reverse pooping my thread. you are not funny. i repeat, not funny.

This thread was reverse poop to begin with, Alzado.