EASTER THREAD

rabbits don't really lay eggs do they? i'm confused, maybe i should have another talk with my mom...

i'm drunk c\an't he;[p sorry

  yek said:

rabbits don't really lay eggs do they? i'm confused, maybe i should have another talk with my mom...

bizarre man, i was thinking the self same thought about 6 hours ago.

lol at bunny eggs.

  yek said:

rabbits don't really lay eggs do they? i'm confused, maybe i should have another talk with my mom...

no, jesus does.

little baby jesus bunny

  yek said:

little baby jesus bunny eggs.

creepy.

easter has no place on my birthday weekend

  Adjective said:

easter has no place on my birthday weekend

could be worse, you could be born on christmas. just get twice as drunk

i like easter bvecause of the chocolate eggs and sweets

  Berk said:

i like easter bvecause of the chocolate eggs and sweets

i agree, i gotta start an exercise plan when this holiday is over

I shit golden eggs.

  Awepittance said:

that's devotion

nothing says chocolate eggs like a dead jew nailed to some wood.

LOL

christ, have some fucking respect heathen.

despite thinking this dead jew was listening to my thoughts for 11 years i can still lol, but at the very least (and despite all the evil that has flourished through the bastardisation of his message) we should all give props to a chap who spoke proper sense and died for the sort of core ideals that transcend humanity through the ages.

cut through the all the biblical institutional wank and the one thing that cohesively stands is that this chap was a humanist, and one who died for being so epically so. so mad raspek. im drinking to JC tonight.

i'm a diabetic

  idrn said:

christ, have some fucking respect heathen.

 

despite thinking this dead jew was listening to my thoughts for 11 years i can still lol, but at the very least (and despite all the evil that has flourished through the bastardisation of his message) we should all give props to a chap who spoke proper sense and died for the sort of core ideals that transcend humanity through the ages.

 

cut through the all the biblical institutional wank and the one thing that cohesively stands is that this chap was a humanist, and one who died for being so epically so. so mad raspek. im drinking to JC tonight.

I dunno.

That shit could easily all be made up.

easter's a bullshit holiday, no denying it.

margeret you're killing my high ;)

  autopilot said:

  idrn said:

christ, have some fucking respect heathen.

 

despite thinking this dead jew was listening to my thoughts for 11 years i can still lol, but at the very least (and despite all the evil that has flourished through the bastardisation of his message) we should all give props to a chap who spoke proper sense and died for the sort of core ideals that transcend humanity through the ages.

 

cut through the all the biblical institutional wank and the one thing that cohesively stands is that this chap was a humanist, and one who died for being so epically so. so mad raspek. im drinking to JC tonight.

 

I dunno.

 

That shit could easily all be made up.

plus my post was a fucking JOKE.

of all the things to be offended about, i didn't expect Christ to be such a touchy one on WATMM.

i dunno, i got in trouble with the mods here by calling someone christ before.

okay, apologies all round. caustic will tell safer jokes next time.

  autopilot said:

  idrn said:

christ, have some fucking respect heathen.

 

despite thinking this dead jew was listening to my thoughts for 11 years i can still lol, but at the very least (and despite all the evil that has flourished through the bastardisation of his message) we should all give props to a chap who spoke proper sense and died for the sort of core ideals that transcend humanity through the ages.

 

cut through the all the biblical institutional wank and the one thing that cohesively stands is that this chap was a humanist, and one who died for being so epically so. so mad raspek. im drinking to JC tonight.

 

I dunno.

 

That shit could easily all be made up.

thats the thing though, all historical accounts can only agree on one minor thing - JC was a sound fucking fella who was dead nice. forget religion, forget institutions, this was a super sweet guy who died for being super sweet. pay some goddamn respect.