the piss shiver

any practical applications?

i'm not sure what you mean. like when i pee in girl's mouth, is there a way i could also be making money?

  zaphod said:

i'm not sure what you mean. like when i pee in girl's mouth, is there a way i could also be making money?

precisely

lol

DUDE

You mean like, when you take a nice long piss...

Come to the end of the stream...

And your whole body shakes a little bit?

Because every time that happens I think of making a Watmm thread about it or something.

does anyone here shiver in the middle of a shit?

i dont i'm just saying...

anyone orgasm when they kill someone? just sayin...

ooh, i haven't had a good pee shiver in a while come to think of it...

i think it's a particular combination of conditions that cause it. such as body/environment temperature, how tired you are, how much/how bad you had to pee

yes, a really long piss will make me shiver

also if it is cold i tend to shiver

pissing in the shower ftw.

  autopilot said:

DUDE

 

You mean like, when you take a nice long piss...

 

Come to the end of the stream...

 

And your whole body shakes a little bit?

 

Because every time that happens I think of making a Watmm thread about it or something.

i forgot to search before making this one, maybe someone already has!

On a somewhat related note, I hate it when you're pissing and you have to sneeze.

I always mentally debate holding in the sneeze by putting a finger up to my nosebridge, which is uncomfortable...

VS stopping a pee midstream to sneeze, which is more uncomfortable...

But then I've spent too long thinking about it, sneeze while pissing, and end up soaking the back tank and a little bit of the floor around the pot with the sudden body convulsion.

i have literally never sneezed when i have pissed

i mean never.

i almost want to just to get it over with

I was working at my desk

got up for a piss

happily pissing, felt a little dizzy

next thing I know, i'm lying on the ground

PENIS IN PANTS,

with a nasty knock on my head from falling

There was no way I had enough time to put my penis back in my pants while falling to the ground due to dizziness.

I'm putting my bets on Uncle Ramos

lol

PENIS IN PANTS

LOL

Whenever I get the piss shivers I usually end up peeing a little on the edge of the toilet

i pee shiver during every piss, but typically i've got my pants around my ankles and just before i'll rip my shirt off and scream KYLIE with out thinking.

  Capsaicin said:

Whenever I get the piss shivers I usually end up peeing a little on the edge of the toilet

 

OP asked for "practical applications"

i guess you could count that if your aim was to wet the edge...

I've never had a piss shiver, I have however had a sneeze whilst mid piss, FUCK, thats fucking hurts.

i was raised to believe those shivers indicated somebody walking over your grave when your dead and gone (deadn deadn gone y'all) ... i could never work out why they most often walked over my grave while i was pissing though

i sometimes enhance the piss-shiver artificially. i touch and glide my but-cheeks with my fingertips very gently. a whole new sensation. try it.

hmm, when i have uncontrollably sneezed whilst pissing the piss just turned off for the sneeze

  essines said:

i pee shiver during every piss, but typically i've got my pants around my ankles and just before i'll rip my shirt off and scream KYLIE with out thinking.

lol why kylie

One thing I don't understand about pissing is how piss can get on my pants sometimes. It's like piss defies gravity and comes out of the end of my penis, makes a u-turn, and then lands on my pants. When I pour liquid in the kitchen it never does this! What's so different about my penis?

I believe it's your incredibly hooked penis.

Shit's like a u-turn.

Have your mom massage it out for you.