how fucking good is this?

seriously

http://www.nowpublic.com/world/man-dismembers-wife-chainsaw

because the children are 9/11?

"The husband had been living with his children in Albania had recently returned to his wife in the Greece turned himself into the police and led them to the basement where he had taken the victim."

Was this written by a 14 year old japanese girl?

Jesus, how do you survive after getting your legs and arms lopped off by a chainsaw? Sounds like a Monty Python skit..

There's gotta be a joke about kalamata olives in there somewhere....

Was he wearing a potato bag on his head during the act?

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which resulted in the victim losing both her legs and possibly her arms

LOL!

  zaphod said:

"The husband had been living with his children in Albania had recently returned to his wife in the Greece turned himself into the police and led them to the basement where he had taken the victim."

 

Was this written by a 14 year old japanese girl?

lol i was like "wow english syntax is so flexible". agglutinative shit man

Also A few years ago, a chainsaw vendetta occured near my place. If i remember well, it was an albanian affair, involving a couple and their baby.

ive seen gooder things fall out my ass after a heavy night on the frosty jacks.

I hope their enjoying easter at least

it's not as good as the guy cutting his own head off with a chainsaw in protest of his apartment building being demolished

  Babar said:

  zaphod said:

"The husband had been living with his children in Albania had recently returned to his wife in the Greece turned himself into the police and led them to the basement where he had taken the victim."

 

Was this written by a 14 year old japanese girl?

 

lol i was like "wow english syntax is so flexible". agglutinative shit man

 

Also A few years ago, a chainsaw vendetta occured near my place. If i remember well, it was an albanian affair, involving a couple and their baby.

i love you babar

  beneboi said:

it's not as good as the guy cutting his own head off with a chainsaw in protest of his apartment building being demolished

hell yeah that was hard! he was a champion.

  tauboo said:

  Babar said:

  zaphod said:

"The husband had been living with his children in Albania had recently returned to his wife in the Greece turned himself into the police and led them to the basement where he had taken the victim."

 

Was this written by a 14 year old japanese girl?

 

lol i was like "wow english syntax is so flexible". agglutinative shit man

 

Also A few years ago, a chainsaw vendetta occured near my place. If i remember well, it was an albanian affair, involving a couple and their baby.

i love you babar

I wish i could say the same thing, but yoyu know... wel... since i'm a bisexual beast, well... I don't want to sound equivocal.

Anyway, I love you too

fuck you

c'mon i mean you can't be that hasty.

*taps on his right buttock

a sweet virgin needs to be seduced

*taps on his left buttock*

sorry NSFW

kaen, seriously. what the fuck.

lol yea, i wasn't really ready for that either

people are offending all over the place

offending eachother