azatoth Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 http://www.eastbayexpress.com/blogs/take_s...tent?oid=927361 Quote JOSH FREESE: SINCE 1972 $7 -Digital Download of "Since 1972" (including 3 videos) $15 -CD/DVD Double Disc Set -Digital Download $50 -CD/DVD Double Disc Set -T-shirt -"Thank You" phone call from Josh for buying Since 1972. You can tell him what you like about the record that you purchased, or what you thought sucked. Ask whatever you want, like "Is Maynard really THAT weird?" or "Which one of Sting's mansions has the comfiest beds?" or "Are Devo really Suburban Robots that monitor reality or just a bunch of Dads from Ohio?" or "Why don't the Vandals play more stuff off the first record?" It's your 5 minutes to yack it up. Talk about whatever you want. $250 (limited edition of 25) -Signed CD/DVD and digital download. -T-shirt -Signed Drum Head and Drumsticks. -Go on a lunch date with Josh to PF Changs or The Cheesecake Factory (whatever you're into.) $500 (limited edition of 15) -Signed CD/DVD and digital download -T-shirt -Signed Cymbal and sticks -Meet Josh in Venice, CA and go floating together in a Sensory deprivation tank (filmed and posted on youtube) -Dinner at Sizzler (get your $8.99 Steak and "all you can eat" Shrimp on) $1,000 (limited edition of 10) -Signed CD/DVD and digital download. -T-shirt -Signed Cymbal, Drum head and Drumsticks. -Josh washes your car OR does your laundry....or you can wash his car. -Have dinner with Josh aboard the "Queen Mary" in Long Beach, CA -Get drunk and cut each other's hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse (filmed and posted on youtube of course) $2,500 (limited edition of 5) -Signed CD/DVD and digital download. -Get a private drum lesson with Josh or for all you non-drummers have him give you a back and foot massage (couples welcome) -Pick any 1 member of the Vandals or DEVO (subject to availability) to accompany you and Josh to either the Hollywood Wax Museum or the lunch buffet at the "Spearmint Rhino" -Signed DW snare drum. -Take 3 items of your choice out of his closet (first come, first serve) -Change diapers and make bottles with him for an afternoon (after hitting the strip club) $5,000 (limited edition of 3) -Signed CD/DVD and digital download. -T-shirt -Josh writes about a song about you and make available on iTunes. -Co-direct a video with him for the song about you and throw it up on the youtubes. -Josh gives you and a friend a private tour of Disneyland -Get drunk together. If you don't drink we can go to my Dads place and hang out under the "Tuba tree" -Stone from Pearl Jam will send you a letter telling you about his favorite song on "Since 1972" $10,000 (limited edition of 1) -Signed CD/DVD and digital download -T-shirt -Signed DW snare drum from A Perfect Circle's 2003 tour. -Josh gives you a private drum lesson OR his and hers foot/back massage (couples welcome, discreet parking) -Twiggy from Manson's band and Josh take you and a guest to Roscoe's Chicken n' Waffle in Long Beach for dinner. -Josh takes you and guest to "Club 33" (the super-duper exclusive and private restaurant at Disneyland located above the Pirates Of The Caribbean) and then hit a couple rides afterwards (preferably the Tiki Room, Haunted Mansion and The Tower Of Terror) -At the end of the day at Disneyland drive away in Josh's Volvo station wagon. It's all yours....take it. Just drop him off on your way home though please. $20,000 (limited edition of 1) -Signed CD/DVD and digital download. -T-shirt -A signed drum from the 2008 Nine Inch Nails tour. -Maynard James Keenan, Mark from Devo and Josh take you miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway (all filmed and posted on youtube) -Josh gives you a tour of Long Beach. See his first apartment, the coffee shop on 2nd St where his buddy paid Dave Grohl $40 to rip up tile just weeks before joining "Nirvana." See the old Vandals rehearsal spot, the liquor store he got busted using a Fake I.D. at when he was 17 (it was Dave from the Vandals old ID). Go check out Snoop Dogg's high- school. For an extra 50 bucks see where Tom and Adrian from No Doubt live. For another $25 he'll show ya where Eric from NOFX and Brooks from Bad Religion get their hair cut. -Spend the night aboard the Queen Mary and take the "Ghosts And Legends" tour. (separate rooms...no spooning.) -Josh writes 2 songs about you and it's made available on iTUnes and appears on his next record (you can sing back up on em, clap, play the drums, triangle, whatever....) -Drum lesson OR foot and back massage (once again...couples welcome and discreet parking available) -Pick any 3 items out of Josh's closet. $75,000 (limited edition of 1) -Signed CD/DVD and digital download -T-shirt -Go on tour with Josh for a few days. -Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story. -Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.) -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while. -Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.... -If you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm) -Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here) -If you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks. -Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robins place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 i wish i had the money to see this shit done. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1011766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 No shit, I want that Iain C ep. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1011799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 B7 inch nails Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1011800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Wouldn't it be terrible if you paid all that money and then it turned out that Josh was no fun, a drag, and a depressing guy to be around? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1011803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 who the hell is josh freese Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1011805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 triachus said: who the hell is josh freese someone more cool than you Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1011808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1011820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdust Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Even for $1000 he will come and wash your car. For that much i expect a wax as well! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1011829 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moebius Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Some kid bought the $20k package, Wired has an article about it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1011852 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 i wish more cool people did this kind of stuff Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 i'm selling my friendship on craigslist if anyone's interested Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AOOproductions Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 azatoth said: triachus said: who the hell is josh freese someone more cool than you hopefully Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 This is a mixture of being really cool and weird, but mostly cool I guess. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025737 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 how the fuck do you say Mrzyglocki Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 triachus said: who the hell is josh freese Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 i read that article and it was quite disturbing Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 i'm selling regrets on ebay if anyone is interested. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 This would be a good time to sell my dignity if I still had it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 i was gonna say is this for real??? but then i read the article. Bizarre!! Why is Josh Freese doing this?? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 azatoth said: triachus said: who the hell is josh freese someone more cool than you Cooler. Also.. triachus said: who the hell is josh freese Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Josh Freese. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementia Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Homestar Runner said: i was gonna say is this for real??? but then i read the article. Bizarre!! Why is Josh Freese doing this?? Is it? I'd fully exploit any moron, of which there appear to be plenty, willing to give me that sort of cash. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dementia's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 but it seems like almost whoring himself for cash. Wash cars?? rub feet?? WTF? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Lascaille said: Homestar Runner said: i was gonna say is this for real??? but then i read the article. Bizarre!! Why is Josh Freese doing this?? Is it? I'd fully exploit any moron, of which there appear to be plenty, willing to give me that sort of cash. it's depressing that the kid who paid $20,000 doesn't seem at all embarrassed Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44634-josh-freese-new-album-for-75000/#findComment-1025793 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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