Ailen Hand Syndrome

LOL, what will the world come up with next:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10892626

LOL @ 'stroke related'

thats just ET who gained control of a few peoples hands

i told you he was suspicious

Does this mean I can finally start jerking it on the bus without getting arrested?

*celebrates*

excuses, excuses.

pardon me guys, i'm going to go deal with my alien hand syndrome.

alien penis syndrome

I used to do this really vaudeville-esque skit where I pretended to have alien-hand syndrome

my hands often argue with each other

  hahathhat said:

my hands often argue with my penis

lol

"complex purposeful involuntary movement"

One time I was taking my daily "avoid work or study" nap in the library of the university I was going to.

I had a sexy dream and I guess I thought I was asleep in my own home so I began to somnambulistically reach my hand down my pants. I quickly woke up just before I completely unzipped, around a bunch of other people at the table wondering what the hell I was doing.

reminds me of the episode of sons of anarchy where the creepy faggot gets out of jail and he involuntarily masturbates at the worst times. shit was funny, I cant wait for the next season.

so that explains all those japanese dudes on the subways...