six Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) The rules have been around for longer then most of us can remember. Where did they come from? Why do we read them? Why do we pass this tradition along to our young ones? What was life like before the rules? Unfortunately, these question are impossible to answer. Anthropologists were only able to find this picture from "the before time" Please use this space to philosophize the origins of the rules and the ramifications on modern society. Edited April 14, 2009 by six Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide six's signature Hide all signatures Smash TV Youtube Sparkle Motion mixes on Mixcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogueofmv Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Legend has it that man was first told to read the rules after a grave verbal conflagration between two proto-geeks about what drum makes the richest sound. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 in dee beefor timez, evewyting wuz diffowont. peepo loved evowewon, and hyoomans united in a weal way Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) I done heard a man from town found magical tablets buried on the skirts and was told by an Injun ghost to put them into a magical hat and use a magical stone to read 'em and that is how we got the RULES! Edited April 14, 2009 by Atop Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Centurix drafted the first version of The Rules; Chaosmachine and I have revised it over the years. Mystery solved. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) Atop said: I done heard a man from town found magical tablets buried on the skirts and was told by an Injun ghost to put them into a magical hat and use a magical stone to read 'em and that is how we got the RULES! the truth will find you by what ever means necessary Edited April 14, 2009 by Helper ET Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Joyrex said: Centurix drafted the first version of The Rules; Chaosmachine and I have revised it over the years. Mystery solved. Damnit man! At least play along for a page or two.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogueofmv Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Joyrex said: Centurix drafted the first version of The Rules in 1896, following the Great Anarchist Revolutionary Battle of the Joyrex.com Commonwealth; Chaosmachine and I have revised it over the years through a series of shared telepathic scratchings and syllables written on scraps of tracing paper in our own blood. Mystery solved. I think this sounds a lot more fun. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013305 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 when a daddy Joyrex and a mummy Chaosmachine love each other very much, they do a special cuddle. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013308 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) lol Edited April 14, 2009 by Helper ET Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013311 Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Joyrex said: Dark Lord Centurix drafted the first version of The Rules in the before time, circa 165 million BTR. As the planets aligned, the dark energies of the universe were channeled to summon the unholy Roolhotep, who penned the nefarious document in the blood of sacrificial gingers. Despite constant danger, Chaosmachine and I have revised it over the years in our secret ginger tomb, deep beneath the Antarctic ice. Mystery solved. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide six's signature Hide all signatures Smash TV Youtube Sparkle Motion mixes on Mixcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I've never read the rules and I don't plan to Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 (edited) six: that's what I wanted to read Edited April 14, 2009 by Atop Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013327 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 lol @ Caustic Where can I find the rules? Are they actually real? Post 3974 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013375 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 nobody was saying read the rules when i joined up Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013560 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 i heard that joyrex found the rules carved in stone in a remote cave near cornwall Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 messiaen said: nobody was saying read the rules when i joined up there were no rules when i joined up Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I once opened a christmas cracker expecting a joke, but instead I got THE RULES Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 unless someone reads the rules every 108 minutes, the world will end Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44693-and-on-the-seventh-day-the-rules-were-created/#findComment-1013907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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