hand dryers. they've finally done it

Has anyone tried these yet? The powered hand dryers that work in two seconds? Amazing. I'm getting one for my house.

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A few department stores around Edinburgh have them and they do dry hands in super quick time.

  marf said:

I'm getting one for my house.

I have towels in my house.

they've finally done it.

HAND DRYERS

FINALLY

drying your hands is so fucking boring, i avoid it and walk around with wet hands. this may revolutionise my life

  marf said:

Has anyone tried these yet? The powered hand dryers that work in two seconds? Amazing. I'm getting one for my house.

Lol please tell me you are not serious, there have been around for at least 20 years or more.

  abracadabra said:

drunk on free wine at uni end of year design show in fancy islington conference centre... go for a slash... wash my hands... discover one of those... dry my hands in 3 seconds... gape in awe and let out a "fuuuuuuuuckiiiing hell"... a random business man looks... nods... and says... "i know".

No, these you don't have to scratch "wipe hands on pants/trousers" with your keys under the instructions.

  David R James said:

  marf said:

Has anyone tried these yet? The powered hand dryers that work in two seconds? Amazing. I'm getting one for my house.

 

Lol please tell me you are not serious, there have been around for at least 20 years or more.

you don't understand... those airblades... it's like you're putting your hands through some epidermis where complete dry-handedness lies on the other side.

i'm a little torn about these new hand dryers. on one hand, they get my hands so dry, so quickly, that i can immediately put my hands through my hair and fix it without getting my do all wet.

but on the other hand, i don't get to flick the residual water onto my friend's faces like a jackass.

lol i wish i could have David James' perspective on this thread. I'd be freaked out.

I've seen these in public restrooms for about 10 years now i guess

You blew it dry! God damn you all to hell!

  ms-dos said:

but on the other hand, i don't get to flick the residual water onto my friend's faces like a jackass.

it's all about the fake sneeze..

  Capsaicin said:

I've seen these in public restrooms for about 10 years now i guess

Hey man i have been 'rinsed' because i cant see the sarcasm in hand dryers

i want to stick my wet willy in it

that's the spirit dude

The number of people I've seen use the Dyson Airblades by putting their hands in and and shaking them about... fucking pricks, there's even instructions on them, can you not tell you're doing something wrong by the fact that only you're fucking wrists are fucking dry. Pricks. Makes me want to join the SS, take them out the back, and shoot them in the head with a luger.

i fucking hate hand dryers. They never quite get the hands properly dry no matter how many minutes you use it for .

omg, just realised its a face... a big chinned gurning face!

also, that's an epic adam's apple

I've actually had sex with a dyson airblade.

I try not to use hand dryers in public places because I've heard many times that they just push bacteria on your hands wasting your effort of washing your hands in the first place. (large amounts of poop fumes etc. build up inside of the vent etc. and dirty you up)