people are weird

i just woke up naked in the kitchen, which is weird.

but anyway, in the smoking area of a crappy club a man asked if i play online first person shooters, i said no, he said he was a researcher for a computer game company and that he was fucked but it's for his job. he also said he had 'world's most advanced miniature camcorder' that was filming the conversation. he was danish.

he wanted to talk to these people sitting at a table (2 black guys, 1 blonde girl, 1 south american looking girl), so i went to them and said he wanted to talk to them. it turned out they were all from norway. the black guys were originally from a place that, on the map, apparently looks like a dick fucking africa? the blonde girl had been speaking norwegian but said she was from manchester or something - her english accent sounded fake. danish dude said something about to multiculturism and had a 1 on 1 conversation with one of the dudes. other dude asked me about why i'm in amsterdam, so i explained honestly but he didn't believe it at all, he wanted in on my criminal schemes he seemed to think i have. i explained that i'd only just met the danish dude and that he just wanted to talk to them. dude retold story to everyone else. conversation carried on for about 15 minutes.

people departed, other black dude warned me that danish dude is bad person. danish dude asked why/how he knows that - his answer was 'voodoo' and he waved his hands in his face explaining how he used voodoo to read his soul and found that his soul sucks.

then i went back in in the club, with the danish dude, and hung out with 2 girls dressed in 1920s clothing - they were his sisters.

OKAY

i think it's a scene worthy of being drawn in comic book panel form

nothing mysterious happens in my life, i'm jealous

huh

its you taubs, you just attract weirdos

what were you doing there in the first place?

stuff like this didn't happen in bristol. i think it's amsterdam.

tauboo your posts are so efficient

  Brian Tregaskin said:

 

what were you doing there in the first place?

haha

People are strange when you're a stranger,

Faces look ugly when you're alone.

Women seem wicked when you're unwanted,

Streets are uneven when you're down.

When you're strange

Faces come out of the rain.

When you're strange

No one remembers your name

When you're strange,

All right, yeah!

People are strange when you're a stranger,

Faces look ugly when you're alone.

Women seem wicked when you're unwanted,

Streets are uneven when you're down.

When you're strange

Faces come out of the rain

When you're strange

No one remembers your name

When you're strange

my taxi driver:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Walid-Elkady/768414649

  triachus said:

People are strange when you're a stranger,

Faces look ugly when you're alone.

Women seem wicked when you're unwanted,

Streets are uneven when you're down.

 

When you're strange

Faces come out of the rain.

When you're strange

No one remembers your name

When you're strange,

 

All right, yeah!

 

People are strange when you're a stranger,

Faces look ugly when you're alone.

Women seem wicked when you're unwanted,

Streets are uneven when you're down.

 

When you're strange

Faces come out of the rain

When you're strange

No one remembers your name

When you're strange

haha! I'm listening to this song at this very moment

  marf said:

Yeah, Like Julian Lennon

  dese manz hatin said:

  triachus said:

People are strange when you're a stranger,

Faces look ugly when you're alone.

Women seem wicked when you're unwanted,

Streets are uneven when you're down.

 

When you're strange

Faces come out of the rain.

When you're strange

No one remembers your name

When you're strange,

 

All right, yeah!

 

People are strange when you're a stranger,

Faces look ugly when you're alone.

Women seem wicked when you're unwanted,

Streets are uneven when you're down.

 

When you're strange

Faces come out of the rain

When you're strange

No one remembers your name

When you're strange

haha! I'm listening to this song at this very moment

Fucking weird, literally just played for me too.

And you asked for it by approaching some people weirdly for some guy you've just met.

9/11 CIA Inside JOb

hey tauboo, do you know of any cheap places to stay in amsterdam??

like hotels? try HEM Hotel Amsterdam

we're paying ~20€ each person per night when we go there in summer. could be a shithole but they say they have 3 stars lol

tauboo's sofa

  tauboo said:

tauboo's sofa

really? that would be ideal. dont really got money for hotels.. should i pm you.. me and a friend will probably be around there in like 2 months

  tauboo said:

other dude asked me about why i'm in amsterdam, so i explained honestly but he didn't believe it at all, he wanted in on my criminal schemes he seemed to think i have.

so why are you in amsterdam?

  kaen said:

its you taubs, you just attract weirdos

i've hung out with tauboo and can vouch for this probably being true... not in a bad way of course.

  idrn said:

  kaen said:

its you taubs, you just attract weirdos

 

i've hung out with tauboo

Point proven

saw that coming as i posted

*rubs nipples with garlic*

i just walked by two young women who began harmonising together

which could be considered weird, but it was nice to hear something so beautiful

it was in dutch as well, dutch never sounded so good

yeah weird shit like this used happen to me in the dam all the time when i lived there

i think it's the dam

being weird isnt weird anymore

taubs..