Stephen Hawking

Apparently

Is his wife trying to kill him again?

I'm listening to "Move, Bitch" right now.

  Quote

Leading scientist Stephen Hawking is "very ill" in hospital, his employer Cambridge University has said.

 

A spokesman said Professor Hawking was undergoing tests at Addenbrooke's Hospital, Cambridge.

 

The spokesman said the 67-year-old, who has motor neurone disease, had "been unwell for a couple of weeks".

BBC News

only 3 things in life are inevitable: death and taxes...

...and Stephen Hawking will live forever as a brain in a jar, with wires attached to a speak and spell machine.

may he forever run over Jim Carrey's foot in a parallell universe

NEVER FORGET

i saw him in some sort of commercial a few days ago. he looked fine

*retorts*

*understands joke*

Stephen Hawking's been dead for years.

:turned:

hang in there hawkman!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/45662/the-simpso...stephen-hawking

  triachus said:

may he forever run over Jim Carrey's foot in a parallell universe

 

 

 

 

NEVER FORGET

Looks like Jim Carrey has punched Stephen Hawkings right on the mouth in first photo.

Quit complaining, he's lucky to have lived past 23...

I predicted this in my dreams.

My friend almost ran him over with a Volkwagen Thing in the early '90s.

He escaped that. He shall escape this as well.

surely he can just think himself better?

  BCM said:

surely he can just think himself better?

Somebody read 

not another one, i haven't recovered yet from Jade Goody.

his condition has been upgraded from bollocksed to knackered

  kaini said:

his condition has been upgraded from bollocksed to knackered

lol

hope he turns out alright.. he's one of the wonders of the world. enjoyed his books so much, he must be a genius if he could write that shit so even I could understand it.

I am stunned by this news.

:unhappy:

God's been trying to kill this guy for like 60 years because he's smarter than he was supposed to be.

  Pennywise said:

not another one, i haven't recovered yet from Jade Goody.

Moron.

This is very sad news.