Trip to Vegas

SO I'm leaving for Las Vegas @ 5:30 today. I'm meeting up with a group of friends and I'm staying until Sunday. Any suggestions for awesome things to do there?

Just to get us started here's a few of my initial ideas:

Get a hooker

Get two hookers

Win a million dollars

Do all of those things, and you'll get along just fine.

Deep fried twinkies or oreos, $1 hot dogs at Fremont Street. Waterfall show at the Wynn. The Beatles 'Love' show. Can't think of much else, not a fan of vegas.

be extra cruel and drink/waste lots of water

yeah LOVE was really good. the other cirque show i saw was good but not as memorable.

basically go into casinos. spot a waitress. sit at a machine near her. put a dollar in. order a drink via her. wait 5 -10mins for her return. try not to spend as much as the drink is worth ($10 or there abouts). she comes back with drink. tip her 1$ and off you go with your drink.

never buy a drink from a bar.

don't go to the tower thing. what is that called? the thing with the views... its in old vegas and its really horrible down there. like deserted and spooky.

enjoy the voice over on the monorail. over and over again.

play blackjack and keep forgotting the hand signals

Why never buy a drink from a bar?

two bags of grass,

seventy-five pellets of mescaline,

five sheets of high powered blotter acid,

a salt shaker half full of cocaine,

a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers,

downers,

screamers,

laughers...

Also a quart of tequila,

a quart of rum,

a case of beer,

a pint of raw ether

and two dozen amyls.

edit: too late...

  abusivegeorge said:

Why never buy a drink from a bar?

why read a newspaper anymore?

why buy a CD?

why buy a porno mag?

Why answer a question with a question? What are you hiding?

chicken ranch

roulette

booze

etc.

  abusivegeorge said:

Why answer a question with a question? What are you hiding?

drinks cost money at the bar, but are free when the hostess brings it to you while sitting at a machine or a table

Ah I get ya, thanks mate! From what i read it looked like you had to pay her for the drink and spend money in the machines.

yes

dumbass

to OP:

three letters, one word: : L S D

Wedding crashing in vegas is an excellent past time.

Oh yeah, e is great to do in Vegas:

• the casinos are pumped full of oxygen
• the slot machine coin dispensing sounds are really great
• chicks everywhere that will appreciate a guy that's unbelievably outgoing
• everywhere you go will feel like a rave

don't go to a club unless you have a good amount of money to blow. you can have a lot of fun just walking on the strip.

vegas is not idm at all.

go to baker and teabag that giant thermometer!

get married

go to Las Vegas, drive 70 miles out of las vegas to go to Valley of Fire park, come back to las vegas at end of weekend just to go back home

vegas is a ghastly place

kill a hooker

Ugh, what a horrendous place. Why would you ever go here voluntarily?