i have an announcement

hi. im having a baby. his name is porter, named after ale. my wife is actually due in 2 months, but i havent been around much lately because real life has taken over.

just wanted some of the folks who i care about/care about me on here to know.

i like it

i dont like it

Congratulations.

I enjoy being a dad. I hope you will too.

Congratulations man! Give them 6 months and you can feed them from your dolla menu for nothing.

congratulations, don't give your baby stuff from the dollar menu though.

Excellent news!

A baby is a blessing to the family, that's for sure.

Hope he grows up to be something something cliché reaction to this kind of thing.

Congratulations! :D

Congrats, lover

I'm lovin' it.

i offer congratulations from richard gere

I like it

Congratulations!

PS - Go ahead and sign him up for a Watmm account now in case they are closed for new regs in 15 years ;)

thanks everyone. i am really excited for my baby. we have gotten the baby room ready and have bought a crib, stroller, changing table, car seats and a lot of other stuff i never knew about. i will try and make more appearances around here especially after i have been drinking.

  DOLLA MENU said:

hi. im having a baby. his name is porter, named after ale.

if people ask maybe you should say he's named after cole porter instead :stuart:

word up! congrats bro! we just had our second son on monday... his name is miles... good kid... good kid!

  asymmetrical head said:

word up! congrats bro! we just had our second son on monday... his name is miles... good kid... good kid!

congs asymm head!

Congrats symmetry head!

  asymmetrical head said:

word up! congrats bro! we just had our second son on monday... his name is miles... good kid... good kid!

Do you see for him and him?

Pedantic cunt lol.

congrats ! mine's due in a few days ! actually it could happen anytime from now on...

oh shit ! be right back...

Dolla Menu, how very American of you.

congrats dude.

edit: ateflol

You're going to have to sing "Hey Porter" as it pops out LOL

dude congrats!

i will always remember you as the feta lol, in part because for so long your avatar was the retarded tiger. it added a bonus humour to you posting.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO babies!

make sure you teach the boy how to upper deck a toilet as soon as possible.

Congrats. Still in Detroit?

don't do it!

edit: congrarts!

well done!

well done!

edit: oops

  DOLLA MENU said:

hi. im having a baby. his name is porter, named after ale. my wife is actually due in 2 months, but i havent been around much lately because real life has taken over.

 

just wanted some of the folks who i care about/care about me on here to know.

 

 

i like it

i dont like it

Awesome man, congrats! The wife & I are getting up in years so we'll be joining y'all soon... furthermore I wish to congratulate you for not being a pussy (and/or pussywhipped) by keeping the gender a surprise and the name a secret! Fuck that yo

  asymmetrical head said:

word up! congrats bro! we just had our second son on monday... his name is miles... good kid... good kid!

Miles A-Head!

I'm lovin' it!

Congrats man