Guest Etch Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 (edited) Today I told a lie to get out of work. I did it because I had to. I don't like to lie, especially to nice people. (The people I work with are nice people) But it was necessary. I don't lie much but I do know that I am exceptionally good at it. I always have been. I can dream up convincing excuses on the spot and they have never backfired on me, I never panic, my responses are calculated and I never falter or contradict. One of the reasons I avoid lying is because I know I will get away with it, or worse, have to maintain it for a long time. It is something I always feel bad about doing, later I will feel worse, then it will subside. So who lies here? Has lied? Lies often? Is a liar? Lives a lie? Open up y'all. Edited May 3, 2009 by Etch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 i had my legs amputated yesterday. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 weed is my dupe account Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 the tuss is richard d james *panics* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031147 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 weed is MY dupe account Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Lying sometimes is unavoidable. It may be to protect someone or avoid an unnecessary conflict or because the truth is too difficult for somebody to handle. I try to not see it as lying though, you're just offering someone a different reality/scenario to believe in. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 im a girl Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 posting in a shit thread Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melotronic Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 i never lie that was a lie Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Brian Tregaskin said: posting in a shit thread lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 all cretans are liars Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 (edited) I've lied many times in my time but as I get older the amount of anxiety lying gives me gets greater and greater. Sometimes you can find yourself in a situation where a lie is needed. Most of the time though, it isn't really worth it. I try to never lie as a policy ... except to children. Edited May 3, 2009 by jefferoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 The only lie I've told is this one. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031241 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Everything I say is a lie. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031267 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 I lie to bureaucrats all the time. And feel great every lie of it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 man is a cunning animal Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031273 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 the following statement is false: the previous statement is true. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031308 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 er, i only really lye to my mom when it's to not get into trouble and as you can imagine not much anymore cause i'm not living with her. i too though am a very good lyer, but i still do have a guilty conscience over things like that Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Small white lies are acceptable especially at work. But lying in general is for worthless cunts. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 277: 930-933 said: I try to not see it as lying though, you're just offering someone a different reality/scenario to believe in. This Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031320 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 That ^^. August 07 crew, get in. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Whammy! Keepin it 08/07 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Touch me bruv! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45312-lying/#findComment-1031331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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