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i haven't really been smoking much pot for the past few months.. (literally like a couple of drags every few weeks) but when i was toking, i did love to have a spliff in the bath

 

hot water and the sensation of slowing falling was quite lovely in the steamy environment

 

butt nekkid

Guest Iain C

Sorry for hating pal! I just find that if I get stoned first thing in the morning I never properly wake up and I'm useless all day. I'm going to have a cycle and some pie and mash before I get stoned this afternoon, and I might not even do that because I'm going to a party tonight and I want to be sociable!

  Iain C said:
I know it's a sunday, but don't you have anything better to do with your day than get stoned as soon as you wake up?

Enough with the hating.

Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........

Guest melotronic
  Iain C said:
Sorry for hating pal! I just find that if I get stoned first thing in the morning I never properly wake up and I'm useless all day. I'm going to have a cycle and some pie and mash before I get stoned this afternoon, and I might not even do that because I'm going to a party tonight and I want to be sociable!

 

no worries man, just figured a smoky sunday was the answer to a depressing week... pie and mash, get in

 

:beer:

  Iain C said:
  Dr Clitterhaus said:
  Iain C said:
I know it's a sunday, but don't you have anything better to do with your day than get stoned as soon as you wake up?

Enough with the hating.

 

hater what u lookin at

don't hate the player, hate the game

i'm a massive fan of smoking weed in the bath and do it on a regular basis. you seem to get more stoned in the bath.... i guess it's the heat and steam.

DRINKING CARLSBERG EXPORT IN THE BATH IS PROBABLY THE BEST EXPERIENCE EVER.

 

PS - Its on offer just now at Asda, £5 for 15 X 330ml cans.

Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........

both smoking and drinking in the bath/shower seconded

 

here is a song I'm about to write regarding my love of showers:

 

SHOWER DAILY

 

VERSE

it's a cool little room

where you can chill and be nude

you can piss down your leg

and not get told that it's rude

because nobody cares

because nobody's there to care...

 

CHORUS

when you're in your shower

you don't have to cower

inside your shower

you have the power!

 

BRIDGE

but don't forget

don't ever let

someone else get

into your shower with you

(your shower was not built for two!)

 

CHORUS x3

 

BASS SOLO

 

DRUM SOLO

 

CHORUS SOLO

 

FADE OUT TO CLICHE STUDIO CHATTER

 

FOLLOWED BY SHOWER SOUND EFFECT MASHUP

 

BUILDING TO INDUSTRIAL THRASH COLLAGE

 

AND ENDING WITH SAME STUDIO CHATTER AS BEFORE

True, Rambo, very true. We should not assume/presume he is referring to joints. It could be something much darker.

 

And doorjamb, i like your song, but perhaps you could add a verse about wanking in the shower?

 

Thanks

Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........

  BCM said:
i'm a massive fan of smoking weed in the bath and do it on a regular basis. you seem to get more stoned in the bath.... i guess it's the heat and steam.

 

goddamn i can picture this perfectly babydoll...

  Dr Clitterhaus said:
And doorjamb, i like your song, but perhaps you could add a verse about wanking in the shower?

 

Thanks

 

unfortunately I've just sold the rights to 'Shower Daily' to Sir Paul McCartney who has forbidden any alterations to the original manuscript.

 

  doorjamb said:
  Dr Clitterhaus said:
And doorjamb, i like your song, but perhaps you could add a verse about wanking in the shower?

 

Thanks

 

unfortunately I've just sold the rights to 'Shower Daily' to Sir Paul McCartney who has forbidden any alterations to the original manuscript.

 

great, he'll plaster his trademark 'plinky-plonky parallel fourths' bass over it, and that's another masterpiece he's ruined

 

  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

  kaini said:
  doorjamb said:
  Dr Clitterhaus said:
And doorjamb, i like your song, but perhaps you could add a verse about wanking in the shower?

 

Thanks

 

unfortunately I've just sold the rights to 'Shower Daily' to Sir Paul McCartney who has forbidden any alterations to the original manuscript.

 

great, he'll plaster his trademark 'plinky-plonky parallel fourths' bass over it, and that's another masterpiece he's ruined

 

 

lol

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