Gary Glitter's new Rolf Harris syle makeover

WAH WAH WEE WAH

Do you want to be in this horny fuckers gang? The "pop paedophile" and serious gang banger has raided Rolf Harris' wardrope.

Harris is said to be gutted.

that article is hilarious.

jesus are all uk tabloids like this?

now he looks like this dude from that real housewives of ny show.

lol. a pedder and a douche. how far he's fallen from the days of "do you wanna touch?"

Look who's in his gang

Some kids, Bugs Bunny and a prostitute called (and i shit you not) Bong.

Damn paedophiles.

lol @ the music in that video

"PAY-DOUGH FOILE GAHRY GLITTAH"

learn to speak proper English, Britons

  mrx said:

lol @ the music in that video

Yeah its like way lols over the tops lols

something that's far more fun with the actual tabloid newspapers than their webpages is reading just the paragraph and image headings

Vile

VILLAIN

WANNA BE IN MY GANG

MANY FACES OF GARY

BEAST ON THE LOOSE

HERO(lol)

EATING OUT

Risk

i like to think of it as a labor-saving device when reading tabloid newspapers.

There have been lots of rumours and some local newspaper articles saying he moved into a town near me (Herne Bay in Kent) but I still don't really know what the truth is

As long as you're over the age of 5 you'll probably never find out.

serious lol at the journalism displayed.

I wonder if you could do a parody of that article? I don't think it could be done. it's already at maximum ridiculousness.

yeah the parody would be a straight up news article with no gimmick or lols.

which would be a lol.

  we_kill_soapscum said:

jesus are all uk tabloids like this?

They're unadulterated shite, every single one of them.

  essines said:

journalism.