http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Here's a good one I got from WATMM's Gary C on Sunday night:

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I just shat and vommed at the same time. Love you from chloe, jab, callum, nick and emma too. And piss cock partridge.

haha americans have text messages now

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(214): dude. I'm so drunk.

(972): pete, this is bryce's mom

(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

LOL

  tauboo said:

haha americans have text messages now

yeah, we also have dental hygiene - perhaps NHS will offer that to you guys someday

  Joyrex said:

  tauboo said:

haha americans have text messages now

 

yeah, we also have dental hygiene - perhaps NHS will offer that to you guys someday

  Joyrex said:

  tauboo said:

haha americans have text messages now

 

yeah, we also have dental hygiene - perhaps NHS will offer that to you guys someday

i'm slightly disappointed that you didn't say "you lot"

This one's a lol:

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(508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi

(214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon

  tauboo said:

  Joyrex said:

  tauboo said:

haha americans have text messages now

 

yeah, we also have dental hygiene - perhaps NHS will offer that to you guys someday

i'm slightly disappointed that you didn't say "you lot"

Well, Ah wuz tryin' to be moar 'merican, y'know?

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(803): I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you

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Need ur aereola diameter

lol?

  tauboo said:

haha americans have text messages now

I've had them on my service since 2003.

  Braintree said:

  tauboo said:

haha americans have text messages now

 

I've had them on my service since 2003.

exactly

we were text messaging at the peak of idm

  tauboo said:

  Braintree said:

  tauboo said:

haha americans have text messages now

 

I've had them on my service since 2003.

exactly

 

we were text messaging at the peak of idm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Text_messaging#History

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Many companies have claimed to have sent the very first text message, but according to a former employee of NASA, Edward Lantz, the first was sent via a simple Motorola beeper in 1989 by Raina Forteni from New York City to Melbourne Beach, Florida using upside down numbers that could be read as words and sounds. The first SMS typed on a GSM phone is claimed to have been sent by Riku Pihkonen, an engineer student at Nokia, in 1993.

(906): I seriously wish I was FB friends with her

sigh

lets see if we can get some watmm memes on there.

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(619): i miss you so much

(858): i miss you too

(858): oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

  Braintree said:

  tauboo said:

  Braintree said:

  tauboo said:

haha americans have text messages now

 

I've had them on my service since 2003.

exactly

 

we were text messaging at the peak of idm

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Text_messaging#History

 

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Many companies have claimed to have sent the very first text message, but according to a former employee of NASA, Edward Lantz, the first was sent via a simple Motorola beeper in 1989 by Raina Forteni from New York City to Melbourne Beach, Florida using upside down numbers that could be read as words and sounds. The first SMS typed on a GSM phone is claimed to have been sent by Riku Pihkonen, an engineer student at Nokia, in 1993.

lol

jesus what a pissing contest.

Just remember, every cell phone in the world uses US technology. Qualcomm and Broadcom pwn you.

my jibe was more about social stuff than technology

I knew he was flame baiting, I just wanted to play it out.

(502): Dude, just got a bummer.

(1-502): What??

(502): A blow job from a homeless chick.

  tauboo said:

my jibe was more about social stuff than technology

which of course brings up the very important question...does technology drive society?

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(314): Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...

lol

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(919): I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect

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(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?

mega lol