If you were an inanimate object

If you were an inanimate object what would you be?

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Urn full of Werthers

My hobbies would include:

• Enticing the elderly
• Tipping over whenever someone mentions Aunt Patti
• Vibrating to emulate the sound of Tinnitus
• Fascinating Dakota

a bra

• breasts

An Action Figure

• do everything that happens in toy story

A Remote Object in the Far Recesses of the Universe

My hobbies would include:

• Collecting stamps
• Watching Seinfeld
• Doing dishes
• Sucking toes

My Hardrive

• lols

Grand Canyon

• fucking epic
• majestic as fuck
• famous
• forever changing and amazing

music

my hobbies would include:

• entertaining anyone with a soul
• enhancing everyday events
• being awesome

An old clipped toe nail

My hobbies would include:

• Rotting away

a swear word

My hobbies would include:

• being used in any way in any sentence
• being edgey

A small porcelain clown

My hobbies would include:

• sitting in the corner of the room with a fixed grin
• making everyone feel slightly uneasy

  JohnTqs said:

An Action Figure

• do everything that happens in toy story

yes

The WATMM Forums

My hobbies would include:

• batcock
• CUP
• poop
• music discussion
• tom dick and luke
• complaining about hipsters

A packet of crisps

My hobbies would include:

• Watching you every single second of the day from the darkened corner of the room

Rustling when everything is silent

Moving myself to different areas of the room to confuse you

When you finally tear me open and eat me out, you'd only be giving me what I wanted