Jump to content
IGNORED

Squee 20,000th post appreciation thread


Recommended Posts

:yeah:
  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

You've been such a negative Nancy lately that it's nice to see some kindness from you, IRARI.

I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM

  Squee said:
What do I do now?

 

Next time you're in the shower, being careful not to slip & fall, gently lower yourself down until you are completely sitting, and try and create a seal with the shower floor and your brown eye. Then, when said seal is achieved, BREAK that motherfucker, by pushing as much feces out of your rectum (remember, no squatting or hovering, you are sitting), in the process, squishing all SORTS of poopie into your genital region. Bonus points if you stuff more than 2 cc's worth of shit into your pee hole.

  sneaksta303 said:
  Squee said:
What do I do now?

 

Next time you're in the shower, being careful not to slip & fall, gently lower yourself down until you are completely sitting, and try and create a seal with the shower floor and your brown eye. Then, when said seal is achieved, BREAK that motherfucker, by pushing as much feces out of your rectum (remember, no squatting or hovering, you are sitting), in the process, squishing all SORTS of poopie into your genital region. Bonus points if you stuff more than 2 cc's worth of shit into your pee hole.

 

fucking hell

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   1 Member

×
×